monty python and the holy grail

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  1. her sahnesinde, her detayında sizi güldürecek bir şeyler barındıran filmdir. dünyada iki tip insan vardır. monty python and the holy grail' ı izlememiş olanlar ve monty python and the holy grail' i izlememiş olanları bulup, onlara bunu izlettirenler.

    mükemmel diyaloglara sahiptir. bard ile sir robin;
    --spoiler--
    bard: brave sir robin ran away...
    sir robin: no!
    bard: bravely ran away away...
    sir robin: i didn't!
    bard: when danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
    sir robin: i never did!
    bard: yes, brave sir robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
    sir robin: oh, you liars!
    bard: bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. a brave retreat by brave sir robin.
    --spoiler--
    king arthur ile black knight arasında geçen diyalog;
    --spoiler--
    king arthur: you fight with the strength of many men, sir knight.
    [the black knight doesn't respond]
    king arthur: i am arthur, king of the britons.
    [no response]
    king arthur: i seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at camelot.
    [no response]
    king arthur: you have proved yourself worthy. will you join me?
    [no response]
    king arthur: you make me sad. so be it. come, patsy!
    [attempts to get around the black knight]
    black knight: none shall pass.
    king arthur: what?
    black knight: none shall pass!
    king arthur: i have no quarrel with you, good sir knight. but i must cross this bridge.
    black knight: then you shall die.
    king arthur: i command you, as king of the britons, to stand aside!
    black knight: i move for no man.
    king arthur: so be it!
    [they fight until arthur cuts off black knight's left arm]
    king arthur: now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
    black knight: 'tis but a scratch!
    king arthur: a scratch? your arm's off!
    black knight: no, it isn't!
    king arthur: well, what's that then?
    king arthur: i've had worse.
    king arthur: you liar!
    black knight: come on, you pansy!
    [they fight again. arthur cuts off the knight's right arm]
    king arthur: victory is mine!
    [kneels to pray]
    king arthur: we thank thee, lord, that in thy mercy -
    [cut off by the knight kicking him]
    black knight: come on, then.
    king arthur: what?
    black knight: have at you!
    king arthur: you are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine!
    black knight: oh, had enough, eh?
    king arthur: look, you stupid bastard. you've got no arms left!
    --spoiler--
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