yaran omegle diyalogları

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  1. yabancılardan ziyade; genellikle yabancılara türkçe küfür ederek eğlenen vatandaşlarımızın yardığı diyaloglardır.

    - hey asl?
    + yarrak. (euhahueau)
    - whats that mean?
    + vay amına koyim yarrak diyorum anlamıyo adam ya. (ueheauhahu)

    ne kadar komik, ne kadar komik.
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  3. -hi.
    +hello.
    -from?
    +ingland.
    -ingland? türk müsün lan.
    +yok değilim.
    -s.ktir git önce england yazmayı öğren o zaman brother.
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  5. you:hi
    st:hi
    st:where are u from?
    you:from turkey
    st:are u terorıst?
    you?.....
    edit: hemen eksilemeyin aq buna şahit oldum
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  7. türk abazan am avında

    -hi
    +hi
    -you she
    ..
    ..
    gerisi boş.

    senin ingilizcenin taaa neyse küfür yok sözlük
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  9. You: Hi
    Stranger: BARK
    You: What ??
    Stranger: BARK
    You: Get out
    You: Idiot
    You: Son of a bitch
    Stranger: Meow

    Böyleleri hep beni bulur
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  11. Bunu yazmasaydım orda olmazdı. Bu arada sadece burası abazan cenneti değilmiş onnu öğrendim. *
    Stranger: Hi
    You: why didnt you love me stranger captaiiiin
    You: why
    You: we'll meet at death stranger captain
    Stranger: Funny
    You: where are you from
    Stranger: Texas u?
    You: Turkey
    Stranger: Boy or girl
    You: boy
    You: you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  13. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: hai
    You: hi
    Stranger: ufrm
    Stranger: u frm
    Stranger: i mlysia
    Stranger: u
    You: i wish being from usa
    You: eben
    Stranger: i boy
    Stranger: u
    You: so?
    You: me too
    Stranger: u boy or girl
    You: boy
    Stranger: fuck men
    Stranger: rnuitejbgyth
    Stranger: yhh3yhyhjyjuju
    Stranger: y3huyyjuuj6u6
    Stranger: 43uj7uj64
    Stranger: ju
    Stranger: juju
    Stranger: j
    Stranger: uj
    Stranger: jju
    Stranger: j
    Stranger: uju
    Stranger: j
    Stranger: u6j6uj6u5y6jy633
    You: malsınız oolum siz
    Stranger: bodoh
    You: hepinizin taa aq
    Stranger: bodoh
    Stranger: awk budak bodoh
    You: hee ondan geri zekalı
    Stranger: u cry fuck
    You: laaan bi siktir git çay koy hasta etme bni
    Stranger: haahahahahahahaa................fuck you men
    You: fuck tan başka bi bok bilmiyonuz zaten
    You: açta götünü parmakla sen
    Stranger: wht////// apen
    You: yaa kalırsın işte ööle
    You: gariban sümüü gibi
    Stranger: u seks
    Stranger: haha..
    You: how old are you lan
    Stranger: hahahahaha.............
    Stranger: i 99999999999999999999999999999999999
    You: you is omegle and 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 da sana girsin
    Stranger: fuck you to fucker
    You: al işte lannn fuck tan başka bişi yaz bahem
    You: yazabiliyonmuı
    Stranger: hahahahahaahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahah.....................................................................
    Stranger: huhuhuhuhhuhuhuhhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhu.................................................
    Stranger: hohohhohohhohohohhohohohoh........................................................................
    Stranger: heaheahaheahehahehahehahehahehahe..............................................................
    You: lan defol bi bok anlamıyon ztn
    You: çoluk çocukla uuraşıyozz
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  15. You: türksen bişe demeden git
    Stranger: hay
    Stranger: what?
    You: yeme beni
    You: hay yazmış bide akm
    You: türksün lan
    Stranger: i dont understant this
    Stranger: what the fuck talk english
    You: uzatma amk itiraf et
    Stranger: stopp
    Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!11
    You: birbir
    Stranger: i hate you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  17. You: asl?
    Stranger: ollo
    Stranger: m
    You: ?
    You: are u turk?
    Stranger: turk??? no dude
    You: siktir ordan
    Stranger: what that?
    You: anan zaaaaaa xD
    Stranger: m/f?
    You: not male or female
    You: i'm alien
    Stranger: then animal>>
    You: we have 3 genders
    Stranger: i like that fantasy
    You: yea man
    Stranger: i'm megamind from montrocity
    You: always threesome
    Stranger: ALIEN MY ASS
    You: olm şüpheliyim bak
    You: türksün sen
    Stranger: germany?
    Stranger: thailand?
    You: swaziland
    Stranger: ooow swizz
    You: next to the south african republic
    Stranger: lol
    You: dude, i'm connecting with fuckin' 56k internet :(
    Stranger: lol.. buy HSDPA modem dude..
    You: yea i heard HSDPA before
    You: but there's no HSDPA modem in my fucking country
    Stranger: or at least 3g or edge
    You: no man
    Stranger: what?????? no hsdpa or 3g?
    You: no man
    Stranger: where u live???
    Stranger: in a jungle?
    You: maybe you can say "jungle" to my country
    You: yea
    You: 1 percent of this country uses cellular phone, they are rich!
    Stranger: i don't mean to dude.. sorry
    You: :'(
    Stranger: i'm from indonesia
    You: you're lucky than me
    Stranger: where are u from for real?
    Stranger: africa?
    You: yeah
    You: swaziland man, i said before
    Stranger: sorry i never heard before..
    You: you can look wikipedia
    You: ;)
    Stranger: oww man that so sad there i think ya
    You: umm.. u said you're from indonesia
    You: are you muslim?
    Stranger: yes indonesia
    Stranger: no, i'm christian from birth
    Stranger: r u muslim?
    You: no
    You: in swaziland, nobody knows the religion
    You: they're just working for imperials man
    Stranger: if no religion so what u called for what u believe?
    You: like a slave
    Stranger: r u serious???
    Stranger: slave???
    You: yes
    Stranger: ooww man, honestly that so iritating
    You: man, i must go
    You: we're starting to work after 30 minutes
    Stranger: you don't have an interesting of learn some religion?
    You: i know the religion
    You: i read the about the religion through the internet
    Stranger: i'm a christian but i suggest you to learn Islam, for real it's beautiful
    You: yea i'm learning islamm
    You: but i haven't decided to be a muslim yet
    You: i said, i must go
    Stranger: why?
    You: we're starting to work in 30 minutes
    You: thanks for ur suggestions
    Stranger: let me tell u.. Islam is BEAUTIFUL
    Stranger: i'm christian, but ISLAM is more beautiful
    You: i would to listen your knowledges about islam
    You: but i must work :(
    Stranger: i have personal experience about islam
    Stranger: do you have an email?
    You: no, i don't need an e mail in swaziland
    Stranger: keep in touch man, send me at batara.watson@gmail.com
    You: ok man, thanks
    You: i will start to use e-mail
    Stranger: you can ask whatever about islam or any religion so you can go with something you held
    Stranger: there is always hope brother..
    You: thanks man, after the shift, i will send a mail to you
    Stranger: i'll wait brother..
    You: bye
    Stranger: enjoy your daily work okay,, don't be so sad.. okay see ya
    You: *
    You have disconnected.

    adama bak... ben hıristiyanım ama islam güzel diye yemeye çalışıyor beni. *
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  19. You: 20 m turkey ?
    Stranger: yed
    Stranger: yes
    You: vay amk türk çıktı gene
    You: hangi sözlük la ?
    Stranger: piç
    Stranger: erekek misin
    You: yok bayanım. piç demezsen sevinirim arkadaşım
    Stranger: pardon
    Stranger: erkek sandım
    Stranger: isim
    Stranger: ne
    You: hazal senin ?
    Stranger: serkan
    Stranger: hazal nerdewn
    You: memnun oldum serkan.
    You: istanbul
    You: sen?
    Stranger: diyarbakır
    You: karı düşüyo mu bari bu omeglede ?
    Stranger: evet
    Stranger: düşüyor
    You: seviştin mi hiç burdan biriyle ?
    Stranger: ama sex ten başka bişi
    Stranger: yok
    Stranger: tabi
    Stranger: coşturuyoruz
    Stranger: ama evde olduğum zamanlar
    Stranger: senide çoşturayımmı
    You: istanbula gelirsen olabilir tabi.
    Stranger: olur
    Stranger: msnde konuşalımmı
    You: bi am için diyarbakırdan istanbula gelir misin?
    Stranger: geliim
    Stranger: güzel olursa
    Stranger: buna değermisiin
    Stranger: 1 saat lik yol
    You: www.nobrain.dk

    bak bu sitede var benim bütün fotoğraflarım
    You: bak bakalım beğenecek misin
    Stranger: bune be
    Stranger: manyak mısın
    Stranger: erkesin lan
    Stranger: piç

    *** saatlerdir gülüyorum ya. *****
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  21. you:mrb amca türk müsün?
    stranger:no
    you:amca türksün işte
    stranger:italy. yu frum
    .
    .
    .
    (yaşanmıştır)
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  23. You: hi
    Stranger: HELLO
    You: how are youu
    Stranger: WHAT
    You: what the hell are you doinggg
    You: im hannibal lecterrr
    Stranger: my english is not really good

    You: i will eat your mindddd
    Stranger: WHAT WHAT
    You: ok
    You: where are you from
    Stranger: YOU CAN SAY CHINESE?
    You: yes i know:d
    You: im from chinaaa
    Stranger: @@ *
    Stranger: 中國
    You: oramagomaburamago
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  25. you: are you sex?
    stranger: what?
    you: sorry, ı dont know what ı say.
    stranger: ???
    you: are you we exited?
    stranger: ı dont understand you
    you: 1= seks yapalım mı? 2= özür dilerim ne dediğimi bilmiyorum. 3= çıkak mı?

    son umutlar artık türkçe bilme ihtimali.
    abaza türk'ün hazin hikayesi.
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  27. stranger: who?
    you: who, too?
    stranger: dr who
    you: mr. who
    stranger: you who
    you: who you?

    your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  29. You: ASL?
    Stranger: age 20 sex : yes location: everywhere .
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  31. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey! im Jay, whats ur name?
    You: türksün demi abi

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    *mavi ekran*
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  33. you're now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
    you: hi canım
    stranger: are you male??
    you: yes canım
    stranger: whats your email and i'll send you my sexy photos!
    you: ur bitch misin amk
    you: give facebook bari
    you: siktirgit orospu
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  35. Stranger: slm
    You: slm
    You: naber
    Stranger: iyi senden
    Stranger: isim ne
    You: ne olsun
    Stranger: acaba
    You: artık ingilizce kasmaya gerek yok
    You: omegle türkçe oldu
    Stranger: aynen
    Stranger: haklısın
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  37. stranger: i'm a guy, thanks for disconnecting!
    you have disconnected.

    edit: hala gülüyorum lan.
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  39. kamerada zürafanın bariz bir şekilde saç ve sakallarını açmasıyla cereyan eden sohbettir.

    stranger : are you a girl ?!
    +yea, a very beardy one.
    strange : whoaaa !! can you prove it ?
    + bi siktir git yahu.
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  41. you : hi!
    stronger : nassun yiğenum?
    you: sorry?
    stronger: hadi lan ordan sorry miş troll bilimini beğenmişsin işte
    you: hassktr!
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  43. Stranger:i am from italy and i want to learn some bad turkish words
    Stranger: if you are a male
    Stranger: if you are a female, i will not ask for bad words until you let me ask ahaha
    You: *
    You: why do you want to learn slang words?
    Stranger: because of my best friend
    You: what happened him_
    Stranger: we bet on that topic
    Stranger: he claimed i cannot learn
    Stranger: and i claimed i am cleverer than you thought
    Stranger: ahaha
    Stranger: so can you tell me if it is not a problem for you
    You: ok, why turkish? not mandarin chinese?
    Stranger: you are a female i guess
    You: its not probmlem no im not
    Stranger: because of a football match
    Stranger: one guy used turkish i think
    Stranger: but he thinks another language
    You: ok
    You: the best one is
    You: orospu cocugu
    You: orospu çocuğu
    Stranger: that is that
    Stranger: ahahahahahahahaha
    You: *
    Stranger: he said orospu cocugu
    Stranger: 1 shot 1 goal
    Stranger: thank you brother
    Stranger: ahahaha
    You: *
    Stranger: good bye i will go and get my prize
    Stranger: ahahaha

    Stranger: do you pronounce it like that
    Stranger: orospu chocuuuuuuu?
    you : use google translate for pronouncing
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  45. You: hi
    Stranger: Error: System.UriFormatException: Invalid URI: The URI is empty.
    Stranger: at System.Uri.CreateThis(String uri, Boolean dontEscape, UriKind uriKind)

    bu ne lan?
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  47. bir arkadaşımın bizzat yaşamış olduğu benimse anırarak güldüğüm diyalogtur.
    sevgili arkadaşım şarkı söyleme amaçlı 'BABY YOU LiGHT UP MY WORLD LiKE NOBODY ELSE!' şeklinde bir şarkı sözü yazıyor.
    karşı taraftan gelen yanıt;
    stranger: i'm a lamp?
    stranger: ?
    stranger: OMG! i'm a lamp!! i'm a lamp!!!
    arkadaşım : ASDHNSXBDKLFHDKSDHDLKJL
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  49. - hi
    - bi siktir git orospunun fırlattığı
    - lan oç ben de türküm ananı sikerim.
    ...
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