8.
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Sheldon Cooper'dan geliyor.
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If I could, I would. But I can't, so I shan't.
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7.
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God still loves me, even if I don't forward those text messages.
5.
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If a guy ever says you have small boobs, smile & reply "Yeah, small compared to yours!"
4.
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ELEPHANT: "Why do you have boobs on your back?"
CAMEL: "Thats a stupid question coming from someone who has a penis on his face."
3.
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MOM: "Hey why are you all dressed up? Where are you going?
DAUGHTER: "To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook profile picture."
2.
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Mom: "Do your bed!"
Me: "Why make my bed if I'm going sleep in it again tonight?"
Mom: "Why wipe your ass if you're going to poop again?""
1.
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roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, middle one is for you.
