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  2. kendimi acaip ingilizce konuşurken yakaladığım enteresansite.yazılanların aksine hiç türke rastlamadım an itibariye.

    Stranger:hi
    You:hi
    Stranger:from?
    You:russia..you ?
    Stranger: aaa bendeee
    You:höynkk :S
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  5. You: hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 20 m turkey
    You: u ?
    Stranger: 21/m/usa. r u gay or bi?
    You have disconnected.

    bu ne lan. han türktü hani sözlüktü adam direk zenci çıktı.*
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  7. Stranger: türk ?
    You: hi asl?
    Stranger: ??
    Stranger: from ?
    You: greece
    You: u?
    Stranger: turkey
    You: oo
    You: nice
    You: ur name?
    Stranger: cihan
    Stranger: urs ?
    You: sakis
    You: I know turkish web siteü
    You: donanimhaber&eksisozluk
    Stranger: they are very good sites
    You: are you member of eksisozluk or donanimhaber?
    Stranger: yes
    You: which one?
    Stranger: donanimhaber
    You: bende türküm hocam
    You: :D
    Stranger: laaaan xD
    You: :D
    You: nası buldum ama
    You: :D
    Stranger: helal :d
    Stranger: :D
    You: eyvallah yazalım bunu foruma
    You: :D
    Stranger: yani :d
    You: karı kız avındasın galiba?
    You: :D
    Stranger: yok be nerdee xD
    Stranger: bizi bulmazki :d
    You: bana paso kız geliyor
    You: valla
    You: neyse iyi şanslar :D
    Stranger: saol sanada xD
    You have disconnected.
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  9. bir romanyalıyla sıkı bir 'hagi' muhabbetine girdiğim oluşum.
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  11. Stranger: hellou
    Stranger: i`m paris hilton
    Stranger: u?
    You: i'm bond
    You: james bond
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  13. zibil gibi çinli'nin olduğu platform...
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  15. konuşulan kişinin turk oldugunun öğrenilmesinin ardından,uzunca bir süre muhabbet döndürülür.ona türkiye sorulur,anlattırılır,sürekli bişeler yazarak onun bişe sormasına izin verilmez ve geçen zaman sonunda "-hacı benim uykum geldi yatıcam" cumlesinden sonra kufur yenilir.yatılır,uyunur.
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  17. söhreti gezegenin de dışına çıkmış sitedir.

    Stranger: I come from the planet Vulcan.
    Stranger: I am much like you although I have green blood and pointed ears.
    Stranger: Our chief difference, however, lies in our dedication to the strictures of logic.
    Stranger: You are far too emotional in my estimation.
    Stranger: In six of your Earth years, we could spend a weekend together.
    Stranger: For now, though, the rigours of Pon Far are recently behind me.
    Stranger: Although you are quiet, and say little, you have been and always shall be, my friend.
    Stranger: Live long and prosper.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    (bkz: hep beni bulur aq)
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  19. gösteripte kaçanlar için gelsin :

    Stranger: hey
    You: watz up?
    Stranger: 19,f,uk... cyber?
    You: what ru doin
    Stranger: Not alot..
    I'm bored and horny..
    You: f or m?
    Stranger: F
    You: how can i help u?
    Stranger: cyber?
    You: wts that?
    Stranger: webcam sex.
    Stranger: are you m or f?
    You: m
    Stranger: age?
    You: same u ,19.
    Stranger: do you have msn?
    You: u can show me sth if u want
    You: yep ive
    You: u want=?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    ne bu şiddet bu celal önce sen istedin be kızım .
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  21. Türklerin her zamanki gibi bokunu çıkarmakta geç kalmadığı sitedir.
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  23. asian kaynayan site. bildiğin gibi değil..
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  25. sabahın 3:50'sinde şöyle bir muhabbet yaşatmış oluşumdur.

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: dad?
    You: all right
    Stranger: dad, that you?
    You: how are you my boy?
    Stranger: ive been looking for you all day
    You: i am just fucking your mother
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: well
    Stranger: I have to tell you all about my day
    You: she's giving me one hell of a blow job right now while i am typing this
    Stranger: oh wow
    Stranger: I know, I usually watch while you guys fuck from inside your closet and I cry. but right now Im somewhere else
    You: tell me about your day
    Stranger: so, i couldnt find you so I left the house
    Stranger: so I figured you liked sports a lot, so I started on my way to the sports bar across town
    Stranger: but on the way uncle jack found me and picked me up in his car
    Stranger: and then he took me to his house and touched me in my no-no places
    You: i told you to stay away from that bastard
    You: he's a pederast
    Stranger: I tried to get away!
    Stranger: I tried to jump out of the window but I fell in the bushes and then he had to come down to help me out
    Stranger: so I had to wait until he fell asleep to escape
    Stranger: so then I got out of his house and I had enough already so I wanted to go back home
    Stranger: but I crossed the street without looking both ways and I got hit by an 18-wheeler
    Stranger: so now Im in the hospital
    You: what's wrong with you? anal bleeding?
    Stranger: yes!
    Stranger: and Im getting all of my limbs replaced
    You: all right then son. call me back when you get better
    Stranger: wait, dad
    You: what?
    Stranger: I think uncle jack is coming to see me
    Stranger: don't leave
    You: give him a bj and all's gonna be fine
    Stranger: aww, dad
    Stranger: fine
    You: your mom wants it up her ass
    You: gotta go
    Stranger: dont make her bleed like uncle jack made me bleed
    Stranger: but have fun I guess
    Stranger: I wish I was in your closet right now, crying
    You: don't worry son, everything's gonna be fine
    Stranger: ok dad
    You: your mom says hi
    Stranger: hi mom
    You: she says she is sorry for what happened to you. she will come to see you tomorrow
    Stranger: ok
    You: now go and give uncle jack a good bj. make us proud
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: i hope he at least gives me lots of jesus juice this time
    You: oh he will
    You: bye son
    Stranger: bye
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  27. Stranger: hi
    You: Uludağsözlük yazarıyım, Omegle'nin Türk dolup taşması ile ilgili araştırma yapıyorum
    Yardımcı olur musunuz?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Sonradan eklenen;

    Stranger: A wild Abra apears!
    You: Uludağsözlük yazarıyım, Omegle'nin Türk dolup taşması ile ilgili araştırma yapıyorum
    Yardımcı olur musunuz?
    I am contributor in Uludagsozluk, I'am doing research about Turkish overflow in Omegle
    Can you give me?
    Stranger: Well,
    Stranger: Omegle is a site full of flaming faggots looking to hook up with one another
    Stranger: Faggots = Gays
    Stranger: or homosexuals
    You: right!
    Stranger: Really, I'm just here to mess with the gays.
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  29. bir arkadaş söyledi şöyle bir muhabbet dönmüş geçenlerde:

    stranger: sözlük mü
    stranger: :d
    stranger: peki
    you: sözlük :d:d
    you: hangisi
    stranger: ulu desem
    stranger: ekşi mi dersin
    stranger: .d
    you: ahahah:d
    stranger: ulu ulu
    stranger: :d
    stranger: ahaha
    you: :d:d:d
    you: eööee
    stranger: nick mi alsam
    stranger: ne alsam
    you: arkadaş bi huzurla eğlendirmiyonuz:d
    stranger: deşifre ederim olm seni

    ne fesatsınız lan. bir arkadaş dedik. ben değilim.
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  31. Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 26 m turkey
    You: u?
    Stranger: 88 f austria
    You: 88 ?
    Stranger: yes....but i look 22
    Stranger: botox is good =)

    You: oh realy ? *
    Stranger: yes =)

    You: what is u r name ?
    Stranger: margret
    Stranger: you?
    You: hasan
    You: nice to meet you
    Stranger: nice to meet you.
    Stranger: my grandson went to the store so i wana get wild...
    Stranger: =)

    Stranger: =)
    You: peki. iyi geceler
    Stranger: um i only speak english...we recently moved to austria =)
    you: hmmm..

    bahtımı...
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  33. 50 kere girip çıktığım halde toplasan 4-5 kere yabancılara denk geldiğim site.

    ne iştir ya..

    ayrıca türk'üm dediğinizde de hepsi kaçıyor.
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  35. sitenin kurucusu olduğunu iddia eden bir elemanın denk geldiği site.

    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: how r u?
    Stranger: Do you know who i am?
    You: no
    Stranger: i am literally the creator of Omegle.com
    You: dont want me to believe this:)
    Stranger: no seriously i am
    You: how come?
    You: u re controlling your site?
    Stranger: yep
    You: haha
    You: so nice to meet you creator
    Stranger: thank you
    Stranger: nice to seee you have manner
    You: thanks
    Stranger: dont you have any questions
    You: i have.let me think
    Stranger: like where i came up with the name Omegle?
    You: u arent the only creator of the site right?
    Stranger: no i am , there is no other
    Stranger: i just came up with one
    Stranger: day
    Stranger: got bored
    Stranger: no im not
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  37. türkiye'De bu kadar popüler olmasına rağmen, denk gelen konuşmacıların alayı hatun. bana ilginç geldi...
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  39. --spoiler--
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: selam
    Stranger: asl?
    You: dilini anlamıyorum
    You: dilünü anlamayoğ
    You: ğee zel
    You: şimdi disgoneht ol ki günümüz şenlensün
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    --spoiler--
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  41. bir garip oluşum.

    ulan millete iran'dan aksiyon ortamından adamlar denk gelir. bize de anca ya abazan türk kardeşlerimiz, ya da cyber yapmak isteyen abazan hatunlar denk gelir.
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  43. --spoiler--
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello ;D
    Stranger: asl?
    You: hi
    You: 27 male turkey
    You: u ?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    --spoiler--

    şaş kaldım.
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  45. --sikko conversation--
    you:hi
    you:wazup ?
    stranger:fine u ?
    you:good
    you:...
    stranger:...
    you:...
    stranger:fine
    you:...
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    --sikko conversation--
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  47. hackerlar tarafından bozguna uğratılmış site. serverın için bir kaç adet bot atılmış durumda. sürekli aynı mesajları çekiyor ve serverı tam anlamı ile dolduruyor.

    son olarak 2 adet türk kızı buldum ya bu siteden, allah razı olsun demiyeyim de ne diyeyim. :) ama hollandalı kızlar bir başka oluyor, onu da söylemeden geçmeyeyim. *
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