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stranger: -Funny convo:
Stranger: You: I was at this site wireclub.com today.. Spooked the hell out of everyoene out there!
Stranger: looking for a horny girl with msn and a webcam
You: Lol...
You: Hi
You: Female / Florida / 15
You: Will I do?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: male
Stranger: 16
Stranger: iowa
You: OMG! What a pervert! Don't you know it's illegal?
Stranger: oh, well
You: I haven't reached the age of consent yet!
Stranger: if its against the law
Stranger: We better not then
You: yeah!
You: Bye
You have disconnected.-*
Stranger: lol
You: whats that
Stranger: my previous conversation..
Stranger: I though it was funnny and you might like to read it
Stranger: so i pasted it here
You: hmm ok.
You: but its not funny so :D
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: ASL?
You: ***
You: yours
Stranger: 22-m-<it's-a-Secret>
Stranger: Wow...Turkey...WOOOOHOOO!
You: :D:D
Stranger: lol
You: it's a secret ?
Stranger: So, princess, what's been happening?
Yes, it's a secret!
You: why ?
Stranger: It's dangerous to tell ppl stuff online!
Stranger: That's why!
You: hm ok
You: have you got a job
Stranger: yes, of course I have
Stranger: I work at a mutli national corporation
Stranger: Yipee!!!
You: hm ok
Stranger: have you got a job, dearie?
You: i'm a student, still i am a student there! :D
Stranger: Oh ok!
Stranger: What are you studying, little girl?
You: lycée
You: im not a little girl, mon sieur.
Stranger: Was that? (Pardon my ignorance)
Stranger: Ooooohhhh! She's not a little girl! How adorable! Then what is she? A promiscuous grown up?
You: no :D
You: but i am a student.
Stranger: I see..
Stranger: A virgin? (Pardon my curiousity please)
You: yeah, of course !
Stranger: Of course? Look i talked to several 13 year olds today who claimed they had seen more action than me!
Than me! A 22 year old virgin! Ah the shame of it!
You: :D
Stranger: Lol.. So.. They have Sharia laws in your place?
Stranger: Turkey, the confluence of cultures, the melting pot of all humanity...
You: no,
You: my place has got their own laws, they haven't got sharia laws.
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: Interesting
Stranger: I heard your nation is very secular
Stranger: Hey! I got a pic of girls in Istanbul https://galeri.uludagsozluk.com/r/33552/+
Stranger: Is that an accurate representation of your girls?
Stranger: (WARNING: Don't trust links from strangers online)
You: our nation is secular but it is not connection with my virginity
Stranger: lol ok
Stranger: You know Arabic?
Stranger: Say something in it
You: yes
Stranger: Something like "Whats up" in Arabic
You: but i've got sentences
You: in your link, the girls, they are like my friends and like me.
Stranger: Oh wow!
You: and i sware the girls are virgin :D
Stranger: ok!
Stranger: oh ok!
Stranger: Here's some Arabic from me:
Stranger: ....
You: so it's not about btw our laws and virginity *
Stranger: yeah yeah, calm down!
You: i don't know arabic, monsieur.
Stranger: Oh damn!
Stranger: I went all the way to Google translator and wrote stuff JUST FOR YOU
:(
How mean
You: :D:D
Stranger: I'm disappointed
You: we speak turkish, and wirte it. we don't use arabic. *
You: write *
Stranger: Ah!!! TUUURKISH!
Stranger: I forgot!
You: remeber please :D
Stranger: Wait a minute! I'll translate some stuff
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Stranger: türk ?
You: hi asl?
Stranger: ??
Stranger: from ?
You: greece
You: u?
Stranger: turkey
You: oo
You: nice
You: ur name?
Stranger: cihan
Stranger: urs ?
You: sakis
You: I know turkish web siteü
You: donanimhaber&eksisozluk
Stranger: they are very good sites
You: are you member of eksisozluk or donanimhaber?
Stranger: yes
You: which one?
Stranger: donanimhaber
You: bende türküm hocam
You: :D
Stranger: laaaan xD
You: :D
You: nası buldum ama
You: :D
Stranger: helal :d
Stranger: :D
You: eyvallah yazalım bunu foruma
You: :D
Stranger: yani :d
You: karı kız avındasın galiba?
You: :D
Stranger: yok be nerdee xD
Stranger: bizi bulmazki :d
You: bana paso kız geliyor
You: valla
You: neyse iyi şanslar :D
Stranger: saol sanada xD
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konuşulan kişinin turk oldugunun öğrenilmesinin ardından,uzunca bir süre muhabbet döndürülür.ona türkiye sorulur,anlattırılır,sürekli bişeler yazarak onun bişe sormasına izin verilmez ve geçen zaman sonunda "-hacı benim uykum geldi yatıcam" cumlesinden sonra kufur yenilir.yatılır,uyunur.
Stranger: I come from the planet Vulcan.
Stranger: I am much like you although I have green blood and pointed ears.
Stranger: Our chief difference, however, lies in our dedication to the strictures of logic.
Stranger: You are far too emotional in my estimation.
Stranger: In six of your Earth years, we could spend a weekend together.
Stranger: For now, though, the rigours of Pon Far are recently behind me.
Stranger: Although you are quiet, and say little, you have been and always shall be, my friend.
Stranger: Live long and prosper.
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Stranger: hey
You: watz up?
Stranger: 19,f,uk... cyber?
You: what ru doin
Stranger: Not alot..
I'm bored and horny..
You: f or m?
Stranger: F
You: how can i help u?
Stranger: cyber?
You: wts that?
Stranger: webcam sex.
Stranger: are you m or f?
You: m
Stranger: age?
You: same u ,19.
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: u can show me sth if u want
You: yep ive
You: u want=?
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sabahın 3:50'sinde şöyle bir muhabbet yaşatmış oluşumdur.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: dad?
You: all right
Stranger: dad, that you?
You: how are you my boy?
Stranger: ive been looking for you all day
You: i am just fucking your mother
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well
Stranger: I have to tell you all about my day
You: she's giving me one hell of a blow job right now while i am typing this
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: I know, I usually watch while you guys fuck from inside your closet and I cry. but right now Im somewhere else
You: tell me about your day
Stranger: so, i couldnt find you so I left the house
Stranger: so I figured you liked sports a lot, so I started on my way to the sports bar across town
Stranger: but on the way uncle jack found me and picked me up in his car
Stranger: and then he took me to his house and touched me in my no-no places
You: i told you to stay away from that bastard
You: he's a pederast
Stranger: I tried to get away!
Stranger: I tried to jump out of the window but I fell in the bushes and then he had to come down to help me out
Stranger: so I had to wait until he fell asleep to escape
Stranger: so then I got out of his house and I had enough already so I wanted to go back home
Stranger: but I crossed the street without looking both ways and I got hit by an 18-wheeler
Stranger: so now Im in the hospital
You: what's wrong with you? anal bleeding?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: and Im getting all of my limbs replaced
You: all right then son. call me back when you get better
Stranger: wait, dad
You: what?
Stranger: I think uncle jack is coming to see me
Stranger: don't leave
You: give him a bj and all's gonna be fine
Stranger: aww, dad
Stranger: fine
You: your mom wants it up her ass
You: gotta go
Stranger: dont make her bleed like uncle jack made me bleed
Stranger: but have fun I guess
Stranger: I wish I was in your closet right now, crying
You: don't worry son, everything's gonna be fine
Stranger: ok dad
You: your mom says hi
Stranger: hi mom
You: she says she is sorry for what happened to you. she will come to see you tomorrow
Stranger: ok
You: now go and give uncle jack a good bj. make us proud
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i hope he at least gives me lots of jesus juice this time
You: oh he will
You: bye son
Stranger: bye
Stranger: hi
You: Uludağsözlük yazarıyım, Omegle'nin Türk dolup taşması ile ilgili araştırma yapıyorum
Yardımcı olur musunuz?
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Sonradan eklenen;
Stranger: A wild Abra apears!
You: Uludağsözlük yazarıyım, Omegle'nin Türk dolup taşması ile ilgili araştırma yapıyorum
Yardımcı olur musunuz?
I am contributor in Uludagsozluk, I'am doing research about Turkish overflow in Omegle
Can you give me?
Stranger: Well,
Stranger: Omegle is a site full of flaming faggots looking to hook up with one another
Stranger: Faggots = Gays
Stranger: or homosexuals
You: right!
Stranger: Really, I'm just here to mess with the gays.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 26 m turkey
You: u?
Stranger: 88 f austria
You: 88 ?
Stranger: yes....but i look 22
Stranger: botox is good =)
You: what is u r name ?
Stranger: margret
Stranger: you?
You: hasan
You: nice to meet you
Stranger: nice to meet you.
Stranger: my grandson went to the store so i wana get wild...
Stranger: =)
Stranger: =)
You: peki. iyi geceler
Stranger: um i only speak english...we recently moved to austria =)
you: hmmm..
sitenin kurucusu olduğunu iddia eden bir elemanın denk geldiği site.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how r u?
Stranger: Do you know who i am?
You: no
Stranger: i am literally the creator of Omegle.com
You: dont want me to believe this:)
Stranger: no seriously i am
You: how come?
You: u re controlling your site?
Stranger: yep
You: haha
You: so nice to meet you creator
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: nice to seee you have manner
You: thanks
Stranger: dont you have any questions
You: i have.let me think
Stranger: like where i came up with the name Omegle?
You: u arent the only creator of the site right?
Stranger: no i am , there is no other
Stranger: i just came up with one
Stranger: day
Stranger: got bored
Stranger: no im not
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: selam
Stranger: asl?
You: dilini anlamıyorum
You: dilünü anlamayoğ
You: ğee zel
You: şimdi disgoneht ol ki günümüz şenlensün
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ulan millete iran'dan aksiyon ortamından adamlar denk gelir. bize de anca ya abazan türk kardeşlerimiz, ya da cyber yapmak isteyen abazan hatunlar denk gelir.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello ;D
Stranger: asl?
You: hi
You: 27 male turkey
You: u ?
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