--spoiler--
you're now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
stranger: would you like a nice ket food
you: hi
stranger: would you like the ket food?
you: why not?
stranger: get your fokken tentacles away from me
stranger: prawn
stranger: teach your fokken little won mannars
you: what do you mention about, boy? **
stranger: theres a lot of secrets in district nine
stranger: i need a segret
stranger: could i have som of your segrets?
you: sure:d
stranger: what are your segreets?
you: i have no segrets, i have only secrets *
stranger: what are your secrets?
stranger: i need soem secrets
stranger: secrets!!!! :@
you: sorry
you: 2 minutes
you: pls
stranger: ok
stranger: but i need some secrets!!!
your conversational partner has disconnected
--spoiler--
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: A) Male just wants to talk
B) Male wants to talk to a male
C) Male wants to talk to a female
D) Male(horny) wants to talk to a male
E) Male(horny) wants to talk to a female
F) Female just wants to talk
G) Female wants to talk to a male
H) Female wants to talk to a female
I) Female(horny) wants to talk to a male
J) Female(horny) wants to talk to a female
You: e
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: well where r u from?
Stranger: madrid
Stranger: u ?
You: cool
You: im from istanbul
You: turkey
...
Stranger: oohohohoh
Stranger: :D
You: orospu - prostitute
You: am - vagina
You: yarrak - penis
You: anne - mother
You: ananı sikeyim - fuck ur mother
You: ananın amı - mothers pussy
Stranger: Did you say to me?
You: no :D
You: only for teaching
You: u cant find that words in dictionaries
Stranger: hm u teach me:D
You: but the best of threats is "amınakoyim"
Stranger: bcz they are threats
You: it means "fuck that pussy" or sth like that
You: we use this everytime
You: hi "amınakoyim" how are you "amınakoyim" fine "amınakoyim"
Stranger: :d
Stranger: ahahahhaha
You: min. twice in a sentence
Stranger: you ' re very funny
Stranger: :D
You: :D
Stranger: or every turks?
Stranger: :D
You: :D
You: yes
You: but turks doesnt know that
You: this is natural case of us
You: this is normal for turks :D
Stranger: hmm i'm understand
You: i have a friend
Stranger: turks are funny
You: exactly like this speaks
Stranger: i wanna live in turkey
Stranger: :D
You: :D
You: if u come here u will see :D
...
You: amınakoyim yesterday im walking on the road amınakoyim, amınakoyim a car accident happened amınakoyim
You: i said ananın amı
You: :D
You: we speaking like that
Stranger: neyse gardaş muhabbet eyceydi ben bi cıgara yakıyım balkonuma çıkıyım sende kendine eyice bak eymi hadi gözünü sevdiğim
Stranger: :D
...
tam da kıt ingilizcemle bir yabancıya kültürel mirasımızın en güzide parçası olan amınakoyim'i öğrettiğimi zannediyordum ki, kendisi türk çıktı. zaten bunun olma ihtimali %97 idi. bir de o kadar hayko cepkin'i tanıttık adama, sözlerini tercüme ettik.
ufak bir diyalog;*
Stranger: heey
You: hey there
Stranger: asl?
You: easy..
You: where are you from?
Stranger: lol, im from glasgow.. and you?
You: istanbul
You: rangers or celtic?
You: : )
Stranger: celtic ;)
You: that diverts our conversation to next level : )
Stranger: haha, it does
You: so, you're male, right?
Stranger: yes, i am
Stranger: and you are..
You: yes i am
Stranger: cool,
Stranger: what do you look like?
You: like brad pitt :P
Stranger: haha, hmm.. you sure?
You: of course not
Stranger: lol
You: i look like cristiano ronaldo but less handsome
Stranger: lol, cool
You: yeah that bastard is fuckin fit
Stranger: yeah, hes hot
Stranger: so
Stranger: are you horny?
You: bro, you are not gay right?
Stranger: i am
You: ohh come onn
You: dont do this to me
Stranger: do what?
You: conversation was great till here you can not hit on me
Stranger: why not?
You: cuz i am not gay, i do respect but this is not my thing
You: sorry bro
You: i gotta leave.
Stranger: you said, cristano ronaldo was fuckin fit
You: sure he is but this is a fact you dont have to be gay to say that
Stranger: okay, whatever..
amua goyim nasıl birşeydir bu arkadaş ronaldo'nun vücudu fit dedik diye adam gay yaptı bizi.
sanıyorum 5 dakika sonra gelen edit;
stranger: hey looking for a male gay?
you:glasgow?
çok enteresan, çok güzel sohbetler etmenizi sağlayan bir sitedir. hem de tanımadığınız kişilerle.
--spoiler--
you: and the reason is you !!
stranger: and?
you: hey
you: what was your name then?
stranger: i don't have to tell you.
you: i don't have to tell you too
you: lol
stranger: i don't care
you: do u have another things you don t have to do ?
stranger: anything you ask me.
stranger: for one
you: i am not gonna asking you something..
stranger: okay
stranger: good
you: hey
you: where are u from
stranger: not going to answer that
you: are u always that rude sweety?
stranger: not that one either.
stranger: sorry
you: for what
you: u don t have to apologize
stranger: okay
you: i agree it s a kind of interesting converstation
stranger: i disagree
you: can t you agree for just one time man?
stranger: i don't have to answer that.
you: did i say you have to ?
stranger: not that one either
you: are u a kind of schzophrenia man? i have friend who is a doctor
stranger: i will not answer that
you: what will you planning to do then ?
stranger: i don't have to tell you
you: do u have something that u can tell me ?
stranger: i'm not going to answer that.
you: lol it is like a competition.. you join and trying not to answer questions.. it must be hard
stranger: i'll decide not to answer that.
you: ok. don t take it too hard but think it carefully
stranger: no
stranger: i'm just going to leave
--spoiler--
adamın ağzından laf alamadık arkadaş. amma da ketum adammış.
bugün şöyle bir diyalog geçmiştir.
you: hi
stranger: hi
you: asl
stranger: 15 f usa
you: cool, 19 m france
stranger: kool
you: türk müsün?
stranger: no
you: o zaman nası anlıyon lan ibne
stranger: ya abi bi siktir git
you: mal mısın lan?
stranger: ya kardeşim bi yanlış anlama oldu işte uzatmayalım hadi kolay gelsin.
your conversational partner has disconnected.
--spoiler--
ikinci konuşmamda bir amerikan bireyin çıktığını zannettiğim site. umarım gerçektir. ayrıca bundan öncesinde birine "i'm male" yazdığımda disconnect yazısı çıktı.
--spoiler--
sozlukten ogrendigim, hos bir fikir olan, ancak bizim millete gore olmayan sitedir. polonyali oldugunu iddia eden 16 yasindaki bir kizin "from turkey" yazinca ilk sorusu "are you prevert?" olmasi bunun kaniti olabilir.
bir de turk olma ihtimali cok yuksek bir arkadasla olan muhabbetim alttaki gibidir :
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Msn girl?
You: turkish ?
Stranger: no
You: really?
Stranger: yes
You: you sound like turkish lol
Stranger: U have msn?
You: sure
Stranger: Give me
You: why
You: if u aren't turkish
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: youre a woman?
Stranger:
Stranger: noe
Stranger: nope
Stranger: sorry
You: smile
Stranger: male
You: i cant search a woman here
Stranger:
You: just fun
Stranger: ok look for one in real life
You: yeah
Stranger:
Stranger: neighbour
You: ?
Stranger: I mean your country is the neighbour to mine
Stranger: so I called you
You: yeah
Stranger: hi
Stranger: I'm male, if you don't want to talk to a male - disconnect now.
You: anua gorum senin lan
Stranger: huh?
You: karı mı düşürüyon burda puşt
You: are you horny?
Stranger: depends
Stranger: are you female?
You: yeah and i have aaaaaa...
You: webcam and...
You: 2 big boobs
You: yeah
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 21
You: u?
Stranger: 29
You: hell yeah
Stranger: do you have a picture you can show me?
You: yeah wait
You: http://img148.imageshack.us/i/eekb0.jpg/
You: look this one
Stranger: going to look now
Stranger: that's not female
You: no no no thatz female!
You: just.. hairy
You: ybsg
You: hey can i ask you asl?
Stranger: ask away!
You: and?
Stranger: 68/F/mexico City
You: hehe çok komik
Stranger: Sweet huh?!
You: dou you know what it means gerizekalı?
Stranger: nope
You: I can tell you if you want *
Stranger: please do!
You: it means idiot youre stupid! bye !
You have disconnected.
diyalogunu yaşayabilme imkanı sunan site.
