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  1. eminem'in güzel bir şarkısı.

    Ok, I'm going to attempt to drown myself.
    You can try this at home,
    You can be just like me.

    Slim Shady, brain dead like Jan Brady
    I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady
    I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
    Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
    You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from
    You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album
    Admit it, fuck it, while we comin out in the open
    I'm doin acid, crack, smack, coke and smokin dope then
    My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic
    I have a disease and they don't know what to call it
    Better hide your wallet cause I'm comin up quick to strip your cash
    Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass
    Bitch, I'm comin out swingin, so fast it'll make your eyes spin
    You gettin knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson
    The +Proof+ is in the puddin, just ask the Deshaun Holton
    I'll slit your motherfuckin throat worse than Ron Goldman

    Something's not right
    I'm sorry,
    I'm mentally retarded
    Slim Shady
    I think thats my name

    This place is my house, I might as well erase my face wit white-out
    Cuz y'all can't see me like Mase's eyebrows (where you at?)
    Climped out of a nice house,
    through the front window and heard this guy shout
    "Hey that's my couch, bitch!"
    Pull a nine out during a rhyme bout
    While I'm rippin this shit, put a clip in it spit five rounds
    And murder you hoes worse than a convertible flippin vertical
    Nose first wit the top off landin upside-down
    You're tied down and duct-taped, fuck rape
    I'd rather just hump a slut's leg wit my nuts shaved
    And Sway & Tech, two disk jokeys
    Breakin so many friggin needles I wonder if they inject

    Something's not right
    I'm sorry,
    I'm mentally retarded
    Slim Shady
    I think thats my name

    I'm ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin grin
    I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's gym
    I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake alias
    to save me with in case I get chased by space aliens
    A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium
    than a maniac Saudi Arabian
    A highly combustible head, spazmatic
    strapped to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
    Laid up in the hospital in critical condition
    I flatlined
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