- do you speak english?
+ i really don't think i do. i just can't understand why people keep enquiring about such irrelevant stuff, maybe that's because we're in britain... not really sure, though, but why on earth should being in britain necessarily mean that i speak english? that's what i will never understand, mate. you might even be trying to show off your proficiency, just like some bastard at the moment, but i never think it would work anyway. sorry mate. i wish i could help you but i gotta be going. an information office could help you if you ever manage to find someone inside. bye, mate...
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