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Stranger: dad?
You: all right
Stranger: dad, that you?
You: how are you my boy?
Stranger: ive been looking for you all day
You: i am just fucking your mother
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well
Stranger: I have to tell you all about my day
You: she's giving me one hell of a blow job right now while i am typing this
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: I know, I usually watch while you guys fuck from inside your closet and I cry. but right now Im somewhere else
You: tell me about your day
Stranger: so, i couldnt find you so I left the house
Stranger: so I figured you liked sports a lot, so I started on my way to the sports bar across town
Stranger: but on the way uncle jack found me and picked me up in his car
Stranger: and then he took me to his house and touched me in my no-no places
You: i told you to stay away from that bastard
You: he's a pederast
Stranger: I tried to get away!
Stranger: I tried to jump out of the window but I fell in the bushes and then he had to come down to help me out
Stranger: so I had to wait until he fell asleep to escape
Stranger: so then I got out of his house and I had enough already so I wanted to go back home
Stranger: but I crossed the street without looking both ways and I got hit by an 18-wheeler
Stranger: so now Im in the hospital
You: what's wrong with you? anal bleeding?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: and Im getting all of my limbs replaced
You: all right then son. call me back when you get better
Stranger: wait, dad
You: what?
Stranger: I think uncle jack is coming to see me
Stranger: don't leave
You: give him a bj and all's gonna be fine
Stranger: aww, dad
Stranger: fine
You: your mom wants it up her ass
You: gotta go
Stranger: dont make her bleed like uncle jack made me bleed
Stranger: but have fun I guess
Stranger: I wish I was in your closet right now, crying
You: don't worry son, everything's gonna be fine
Stranger: ok dad
You: your mom says hi
Stranger: hi mom
You: she says she is sorry for what happened to you. she will come to see you tomorrow
Stranger: ok
You: now go and give uncle jack a good bj. make us proud
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i hope he at least gives me lots of jesus juice this time
You: oh he will
You: bye son
Stranger: bye
