Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: how is you red?
You: i am fine thank you
Stranger: good whats new since the last time?
You: nothing new really
You: i just missed you
You: :P
Stranger: weird...
Stranger: I just missed you...
Stranger: *
Stranger: all your base
You: and how are you doing blue one?
Stranger: good blue 3
You: ah ok
You: where are you from?
Stranger: green village, where the red necks live...and you?
You: i am from underworld, where the necromancers live
You: and i have plans on you
You: you are the chosen one
Stranger: I haven't seen too many necromanvers since ff9
Stranger: really?
You: yeah
Stranger: chosen to do what?
You: to do my plans
Stranger: which are?
You: turn your head to right. there's a window there... you see?
Stranger: no, I see a door, I think you mean left...
You: oh. really?
You: sorry
You: sometimes i lose to frequency ...
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ...
You: that s hard to reach to world sometimes you know. now open to window and please shout to first person you will see: " is there someone else who has fucked you before me?"
You: if he says no it means he is a gay
You: if he says yes it means he is a gay
Stranger: are you sure? no one's out there...should I smash my cock between the window and the window seal enough times that it makes me cum all over the rocks outside?
Stranger: because that seems more plausible
You: yeah you should
Stranger: but hten again my balls haven't been hit enough, so maybe a sledge hammer would do the trick...
You: heheh
Stranger: haha
Stranger: good try my young droog...but maybe next time
Stranger: it
Stranger: its 7:00 am here, so maybe later
Stranger: who knows? it might work
You: lol
Stranger: then maybe I'll go rape some babies til I hear the pelvis crack, that's a wonderful experience, you should try it sometime
You: you from alaska?
Stranger: no colorado
Stranger: you from alaska?
You: lol
You: no i am from Turkey
Stranger: ah, turkey, what a very nice place I hear...full of turkish women
Stranger: sexy I heard
Stranger: you see?
You: :P yeah but dangerous
Stranger: all the better
You: lol
Stranger: the more they beat me, the more I get offf
Stranger: hahaha
You: you are maniac. lol
Stranger: haha, i'm just a man on a mission
Stranger: that mission is confidential so don't ask
You: :D
