You: naaber
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: ananı sev
Stranger: guacamole
You: it means "love your mother"
Stranger: you love my mother?
You: no
Stranger: i do
You: I said dont love me but love your mother
Stranger: i am a fat american, I only speak one language
You: I mean love your mother dont hurt her she is holy I must go say hi from me to her and kiss her from her cheek **