Written by Trey Parker
Performed by Trey Parker and Marc Shaiman
CARTMAN
Well, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She'a a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different
She's a super king-kong mega-mega bitch.
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big bitch
Big big big big big big big big
She's a stupid bitch! (whoo!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit something like this...
("Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" performed in Chinese, Russian and African)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big bitch (ooh!)
Big big big big big big big big
She's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch
I really mean it!
Kyle's mom! She's a big fat fucking bitch!
Big old fat fucking bitch Kyle's mom!
Yeah! Cha!
