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    Tayyip Erdoğan is the Prime Minister of Turkey. Generally referred to as RTE by media, or "Reco" by his friends and "The King of Queens" by Leah Remini, a famous Scientologist and a family friend, he's a tall, dark, macho man. Born in Zambia, Sweden as the only kid of a famous sculptor (See Bedri Baykam), the young Tayyip initially sought a career in football, but because he was unappreciated he had to leave the football club and become emo. In his broken stage,the emo Tayyip was approached by the islamic fundamentalist leader Necmettin Erbakan, and was coerced into the dark side with promises of absolute power and leet skillz. However, due to a clerical error he accidentally became second in command to Erbakan.

    He usually spends time with buddies he met over internet, Abdullah Gül and Bülent Arınç. They help people organize protests to protect Turkish secularism. Because he met his buddies over Internet, now they're working on a program to talk with Iran, Syria and Arab Emirates to play online poker.
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