I like getting high, and I like making love to you.
But I'd have to say that weed's by far the better of the two.
When I smoke alone I never feel ashamed.
I can do it with my friends and not be gay.
Your ganja giggles: so much cuter than your grunts. And I never pulled a muscle rolling blunts.
Listen, honey, baby, I dont mean no disrespect...
But Id rather suck a doobie than nibble on your boobie.
Cause I like smoking weed-- better than sex.
CHORUS1
When Im 80, I can puff without a pill.
And youre not pregnant if I accidentally spill.
Ganja never screams out names of other guys.
And when we smoke together, no one ever cries.
VERSE2
CHORUS2
Listen, honey, baby, I dont mean no disrespect...
But Id rather suck a doobie, Than nibble on your boobie.
Id rather pack a fat bowl, than be inside your [BEEP]-hole.
I like smoking weed-- better than sex.
Weed is easy, theres no foreplay and no guessing. And it keeps you off me when Im PMSing.
I can smoke all night and never bruise my knees. And pot wont give me a venereal disease.
CHORUS3
Now I see it, baby, you dont mean no disrespect
If youd rather suck a doobie than nibble on my boobie,
Id rather pack a big bong than nibble on your ding-dong.
Cause I like smoking weed-- better than sex.
You can get high with other people, and I won't mind at all.
You can smoke with someone just one night, and never have to call.
Oh, wont you let me light this up in bed? Cause weeds the only seed I want to spread
CHORUS4
Cause Id rather suck a doobie than nibble on your boobie.
You can pack that fat bowl, just stay out of my [BEEP]-hole.
I like smoking weed-- better than sex...
ENDING (repeat 5 times)
(I like smoking weed) Better than sex...
