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- want some bacon ?
+ no, man, i don't eat pork.
- are you jewish ?
+ i ain't jewish; i just don't dig on swine, that's all.
- why not ?
+ pigs are filthy animals. i don't eat filthy animals.
-yeah, but bacon tastes good. pork chops taste good.
+sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,but i'd never know. because i wouldn't eat
the filthy motherfuckers. pigs sleep and root in shit. that's a filthy animal. i ain't eating nothing ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
- what about a dog ? dog eats its own feces.
+ i don't eat dog either.
-yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal ?
+i wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. but a dog's got personality. personality goes a long way.
- ah, so, by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. is that true ?
+ we'd have to be talking about one charming motherfucking pig. i mean, he'd have to be
ten times more charming than that arnold on green acres.
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