başbakan tayyip erdoğan'ın partisinin gurup toplantısında yaptığı açıklamadır. şimdi bizim aklımızda iki soru var:
1. hangi eşek/eşek kim?
2. hangi kazık/bize giren kazık mı?
ereksiyonun gerçekleşmediği durumlarda karizmayı kurtarmak adına çabucak bulunan çözüm yöntemidir. tetikleme için bir diğer yöntem, benzin döküp yakmak olabilir.
hayatı boyunca, gerçekleştirebildiği en üst düzey cinsel icraat ilkokul ya da orta okulda kimi sınıf arkadaşı kızlara pandik atmak olmuş insandır. bu türün örneği, sağda solda argo kullanarak atıldığı büyük cinsel içerikli maceraları anlatır ballandıra ballandıra. garip insanlardır.
üniversitede bilgisayar mimarisi dersinin final sınavına alkollü girmektir. örnekle açıklayalım:
soru: compare the shared and the switched multimedia process.
cevap: sharing is very important for mankind. we have to share our food, water and drinks like "rakiya"(rakının bulgarcası). as its important for mankind, sharing is also important for the computers. means they have to share, too. don't forget: we are the world, we are the children.
not: sonuçları bekliyorum. daha doğrusu tasdiknameyi.
davos'taki dünya ekonomi forumu'nda adaletsiz yönetimi ve türkiye cumhuriyeti başbakanı'nı kolundan çekiştirmesi(!) ile saç baş yolduran moderatörün, başbakan tarafından layıkı ile bafilenmesidir.
israfil'in müzisyenliğini hemen hemen her kanalda eleştirecek türkücüdür. bunu da yaparlar yakında. "israfil delianlı değil, delianlı benim", "israfil sahte okeydir" gibi polemik başlatıcı tespitlerde bulunacaktır. akıbeti kötüdür.
kişinin, canını almak için gelip "selamın aleyküm" şeklinde kibarca selam veren azrail'e, kıllık yapıp "merhaba" demesidir. bu ikili konuşmanın sonunda ne tür maceralara atılırlar, allah bilir.
x stadından ana haber bültenlerine bağlanan karıdır. aslında onunki öyle bir bağlanmaktır ki, "x stadından herkese iyi akşamlar y" derken sanki "allah sizin, benim, ya da birilerinin belasını versin. kimin verirse versin ama yeter ki birilerinin belasını versin" der gibidir. tarafsız asla kalamazlar. tuttukları takım alehine sonuçlanan tartışmalı pozisyonları insan hakları suçu gibi içleri yana yana, lanet ede ede anlatırlar.
edit: zebellahmış. minik mavi balina sağolsun. *
50 cent'in hangi albümünde yer aldığı önemli olmayan duygu yüklü şarkısı.
Son you smell that? What's that?
I smell pussy. Is that you Irv?
I smell pussy. Is that you Ja?
I smell pussy. Is that you Black?
I smell pussy. Is that you Tah?
Y'all niggas is pussy
I'm ballin' now nigga now watch me (watch me)
Ain't nothin' you can do to stop me (stop Me)
You niggas get so emotional (emotional)
You remind me of my bitch.
It's not in my nature to make a commitment so let me breathe,
But she doesn't understand catch attitudes when I leave her (leave her)
Like being on probation makin' it harder for me to except her
as my own she tries to tie up my phone and (phone and)
I'm not at home she's thinkin' that I'm not alone probably out tryin' to bone anything in the street
I let her know she can leave I ain't tryin to tie her up but see
it's hard to fuck with somebody after she touches me mami
I'm not your regular nigga I know the game (I know the game)
But I don't play by the rules I'm focusin' on my moves that way I'll never lose
See I can tell by your shoes if you attracted to Benz's with 22's
Say I confuse you play little tricks with your head
Catchin' feelin's ever since the first time I slept in your bed
I'm not here to tease you mislead you or mess up your dreams (nah)
I can't say I love you I dont know what that means
I'ma pimp.
[Chorus: (x2)
Girl you know I like it when you climb on top
Love muscles feel tighter than a headlock
And you know I love the way you make the bed rock
Take me to extasy without taking Extasy
[Verse 2:]
When I first met her
I did anything to get her (what?)
Paid all her bills and filled the 'fridgerator (uh huh)
Reminiscin' on late nights when I try to lay up
but couldn't get off cause your baby would stay up
She even crashed the whip tryin' to switch in the third lane
That's when I realized this bitch was a bird brain
A pigeon writin' her baby pops in the box in the prison
Sing-sing is where he biddin'
She in the Gucci tights and Findi high heals
Baby wipes and cans of Infamil
Moter bike and grams of fish scale
It's a 9 to 5 niggas with no frills
Turnin' young niggas with princables to old men with debts
And all the prank calls was death threats that bitch had the best sex
All across the globe and the bitch head game was out of control
[Chorus: (x2)
Girl you know I like it when you climb on top
Love muscles feel tighter than a headlock
And you know I love the way you make the bed rock
Take me to extasy without taking Extasy
[Verse 3:]
I'm wonderin' when I'm gone if you'll miss me (miss me)
or do you miss the Don Perion and the Cristy
I'm fuckin' with you
I'm feelin' your shape I'm feelin' your eyes
Later on I'm feelin' your ass and feelin' your thighs (come here baby)
Sweet heart your book smart and street smart (uh huh)
I knew you was my type from the very very start (yeah)
I'm into tongue kissin' and four play all day
Mama ain't home so the noise is okay
O.D.B you know he like it the raw way
Latex safe sex no hickeys on the neck
Now you learnin' (whoo)
The Lords blessin' makes me wiser as the world's turnin'
My tongue touch the right spot have your toes curlin'
Whether we're just kickin' it or sexin' (uh huh) I'm a pro baby girl I spit game to perfection (Yeah)
So when niggas make mistakes I correct them and
When niggas get out of line I check them man
[Chorus: (x2)
Girl you know I like it when you climb on top
Love muscles feel tighter than a headlock
And you know I love the way you make the bed rock
Take me to extasy without taking Extasy
Yeah
Don't think I forgot about your fat ass though Irv
Runnin' around takin' pictures like you Puff Daddy and the family mothafucka
And that bitch Charli Baltimore bitch look like she died last week pale as fuck
Paint her hair red think she gone sell records tryin' to impersonate Pink and shit bitch
Punk ass mothafuckas
All you mothafuckas get wrote on nigga
Ain't no mothafuckas leave her alone cause she a bitch fuck that nigga.
Fuck all of it but not you Ashanti baby you know how I feel about you baby (kiss) come on come here girl
Come on gimme some love girl
Fuck Irv Gotti you know how me and you do baby [laughs]
You know they say I'm sexy now
Hey Irv your mama got a thing for me.
(bkz: helin avsar in kuantum fizigi dersleri almasi).
helin avşar isimli mübarek dahinin kuantum fiziği dersleri alması sonucu, bu bilim dalının duayenlerinden rahmetli einstein'ın, mezarında kemiklerini osutturmasıdır.
zorunlu edit: "osutturmak" fiili yanlış yazılmamıştır. kasıtlı olarak öyle yazılmıştır. halkın kullandığı tarzda kelimeleri başlıklarda istemeyen moderatörler duruma müdahele edeceklerdir.
From a little light of love
I was born and in my cry, my cry
Was a little light of love
For the honoring of life
And the pharons of my soul
Is this light of love
Precious little light of love
There's a candle burning on
In the breezy shades of night
I keep up my faith and underset my hope
To call the realm of light
A treasure
Your shiver
In the middle of the shady desert
Brings on a field of light
In a light of love
Fairy light of love
Only one religion
Will lead us to the love we aim for
Over the dark illusions
Of the warring nations
And when the figure leads to power
The destruction glorified higher
And when the war is nearly over
How come the leader's held in highest honors
Would you die
For their lie
The greedy hunting cry
You rely
On your light
Little loving light
A little light of sole religion
Well a little light of love
A little light of soaring freedom
Just a little light of love
A little light of sole religion
Take this little light of love
A little light of love and freedom
Take me
A little light of soul religion
A little light of love and freedom
