You: hi
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Stranger:i am from italy and i want to learn some bad turkish words
Stranger: if you are a male
Stranger: if you are a female, i will not ask for bad words until you let me ask ahaha
You: *
You: why do you want to learn slang words?
Stranger: because of my best friend
You: what happened him_
Stranger: we bet on that topic
Stranger: he claimed i cannot learn
Stranger: and i claimed i am cleverer than you thought
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: so can you tell me if it is not a problem for you
You: ok, why turkish? not mandarin chinese?
Stranger: you are a female i guess
You: its not probmlem no im not
Stranger: because of a football match
Stranger: one guy used turkish i think
Stranger: but he thinks another language
You: ok
You: the best one is
You: orospu cocugu
You: orospu çocuğu
Stranger: that is that
Stranger: ahahahahahahahaha
You: *
Stranger: he said orospu cocugu
Stranger: 1 shot 1 goal
Stranger: thank you brother
Stranger: ahahaha
You: *
Stranger: good bye i will go and get my prize
Stranger: ahahaha
Stranger: do you pronounce it like that
Stranger: orospu chocuuuuuuu?
you : use google translate for pronouncing
Stranger: slm
You: slm
You: naber
Stranger: iyi senden
Stranger: isim ne
You: ne olsun
Stranger: acaba
You: artık ingilizce kasmaya gerek yok
You: omegle türkçe oldu
Stranger: aynen
Stranger: haklısın
you're now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
you: hi canım
stranger: are you male??
you: yes canım
stranger: whats your email and i'll send you my sexy photos!
you: ur bitch misin amk
you: give facebook bari
you: siktirgit orospu
you: are you sex?
stranger: what?
you: sorry, ı dont know what ı say.
stranger: ???
you: are you we exited?
stranger: ı dont understand you
you: 1= seks yapalım mı? 2= özür dilerim ne dediğimi bilmiyorum. 3= çıkak mı?
son umutlar artık türkçe bilme ihtimali.
abaza türk'ün hazin hikayesi.
You: hi
Stranger: HELLO
You: how are youu
Stranger: WHAT
You: what the hell are you doinggg
You: im hannibal lecterrr
Stranger: my english is not really good
You: i will eat your mindddd
Stranger: WHAT WHAT
You: ok
You: where are you from
Stranger: YOU CAN SAY CHINESE?
You: yes i know:d
You: im from chinaaa
Stranger: @@ *
Stranger: 中國
You: oramagomaburamago
You: 20 m turkey ?
Stranger: yed
Stranger: yes
You: vay amk türk çıktı gene
You: hangi sözlük la ?
Stranger: piç
Stranger: erekek misin
You: yok bayanım. piç demezsen sevinirim arkadaşım
Stranger: pardon
Stranger: erkek sandım
Stranger: isim
Stranger: ne
You: hazal senin ?
Stranger: serkan
Stranger: hazal nerdewn
You: memnun oldum serkan.
You: istanbul
You: sen?
Stranger: diyarbakır
You: karı düşüyo mu bari bu omeglede ?
Stranger: evet
Stranger: düşüyor
You: seviştin mi hiç burdan biriyle ?
Stranger: ama sex ten başka bişi
Stranger: yok
Stranger: tabi
Stranger: coşturuyoruz
Stranger: ama evde olduğum zamanlar
Stranger: senide çoşturayımmı
You: istanbula gelirsen olabilir tabi.
Stranger: olur
Stranger: msnde konuşalımmı
You: bi am için diyarbakırdan istanbula gelir misin?
Stranger: geliim
Stranger: güzel olursa
Stranger: buna değermisiin
Stranger: 1 saat lik yol
You: www.nobrain.dk
bak bu sitede var benim bütün fotoğraflarım
You: bak bakalım beğenecek misin
Stranger: bune be
Stranger: manyak mısın
Stranger: erkesin lan
Stranger: piç
You: asl?
Stranger: ollo
Stranger: m
You: ?
You: are u turk?
Stranger: turk??? no dude
You: siktir ordan
Stranger: what that?
You: anan zaaaaaa xD
Stranger: m/f?
You: not male or female
You: i'm alien
Stranger: then animal>>
You: we have 3 genders
Stranger: i like that fantasy
You: yea man
Stranger: i'm megamind from montrocity
You: always threesome
Stranger: ALIEN MY ASS
You: olm şüpheliyim bak
You: türksün sen
Stranger: germany?
Stranger: thailand?
You: swaziland
Stranger: ooow swizz
You: next to the south african republic
Stranger: lol
You: dude, i'm connecting with fuckin' 56k internet :(
Stranger: lol.. buy HSDPA modem dude..
You: yea i heard HSDPA before
You: but there's no HSDPA modem in my fucking country
Stranger: or at least 3g or edge
You: no man
Stranger: what?????? no hsdpa or 3g?
You: no man
Stranger: where u live???
Stranger: in a jungle?
You: maybe you can say "jungle" to my country
You: yea
You: 1 percent of this country uses cellular phone, they are rich!
Stranger: i don't mean to dude.. sorry
You: :'(
Stranger: i'm from indonesia
You: you're lucky than me
Stranger: where are u from for real?
Stranger: africa?
You: yeah
You: swaziland man, i said before
Stranger: sorry i never heard before..
You: you can look wikipedia
You: ;)
Stranger: oww man that so sad there i think ya
You: umm.. u said you're from indonesia
You: are you muslim?
Stranger: yes indonesia
Stranger: no, i'm christian from birth
Stranger: r u muslim?
You: no
You: in swaziland, nobody knows the religion
You: they're just working for imperials man
Stranger: if no religion so what u called for what u believe?
You: like a slave
Stranger: r u serious???
Stranger: slave???
You: yes
Stranger: ooww man, honestly that so iritating
You: man, i must go
You: we're starting to work after 30 minutes
Stranger: you don't have an interesting of learn some religion?
You: i know the religion
You: i read the about the religion through the internet
Stranger: i'm a christian but i suggest you to learn Islam, for real it's beautiful
You: yea i'm learning islamm
You: but i haven't decided to be a muslim yet
You: i said, i must go
Stranger: why?
You: we're starting to work in 30 minutes
You: thanks for ur suggestions
Stranger: let me tell u.. Islam is BEAUTIFUL
Stranger: i'm christian, but ISLAM is more beautiful
You: i would to listen your knowledges about islam
You: but i must work :(
Stranger: i have personal experience about islam
Stranger: do you have an email?
You: no, i don't need an e mail in swaziland
Stranger: keep in touch man, send me at batara.watson@gmail.com
You: ok man, thanks
You: i will start to use e-mail
Stranger: you can ask whatever about islam or any religion so you can go with something you held
Stranger: there is always hope brother..
You: thanks man, after the shift, i will send a mail to you
Stranger: i'll wait brother..
You: bye
Stranger: enjoy your daily work okay,, don't be so sad.. okay see ya
You: *
You have disconnected.
adama bak... ben hıristiyanım ama islam güzel diye yemeye çalışıyor beni. *
You: türksen bişe demeden git
Stranger: hay
Stranger: what?
You: yeme beni
You: hay yazmış bide akm
You: türksün lan
Stranger: i dont understant this
Stranger: what the fuck talk english
You: uzatma amk itiraf et
Stranger: stopp
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!11
You: birbir
Stranger: i hate you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hai
You: hi
Stranger: ufrm
Stranger: u frm
Stranger: i mlysia
Stranger: u
You: i wish being from usa
You: eben
Stranger: i boy
Stranger: u
You: so?
You: me too
Stranger: u boy or girl
You: boy
Stranger: fuck men
Stranger: rnuitejbgyth
Stranger: yhh3yhyhjyjuju
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Stranger: 43uj7uj64
Stranger: ju
Stranger: juju
Stranger: j
Stranger: uj
Stranger: jju
Stranger: j
Stranger: uju
Stranger: j
Stranger: u6j6uj6u5y6jy633
You: malsınız oolum siz
Stranger: bodoh
You: hepinizin taa aq
Stranger: bodoh
Stranger: awk budak bodoh
You: hee ondan geri zekalı
Stranger: u cry fuck
You: laaan bi siktir git çay koy hasta etme bni
Stranger: haahahahahahahaa................fuck you men
You: fuck tan başka bi bok bilmiyonuz zaten
You: açta götünü parmakla sen
Stranger: wht////// apen
You: yaa kalırsın işte ööle
You: gariban sümüü gibi
Stranger: u seks
Stranger: haha..
You: how old are you lan
Stranger: hahahahaha.............
Stranger: i 99999999999999999999999999999999999
You: you is omegle and 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 da sana girsin
Stranger: fuck you to fucker
You: al işte lannn fuck tan başka bişi yaz bahem
You: yazabiliyonmuı
Stranger: hahahahahaahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahah.....................................................................
Stranger: huhuhuhuhhuhuhuhhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhu.................................................
Stranger: hohohhohohhohohohhohohohoh........................................................................
Stranger: heaheahaheahehahehahehahehahehahe..............................................................
You: lan defol bi bok anlamıyon ztn
You: çoluk çocukla uuraşıyozz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Bunu yazmasaydım orda olmazdı. Bu arada sadece burası abazan cenneti değilmiş onnu öğrendim. *
Stranger: Hi
You: why didnt you love me stranger captaiiiin
You: why
You: we'll meet at death stranger captain
Stranger: Funny
You: where are you from
Stranger: Texas u?
You: Turkey
Stranger: Boy or girl
You: boy
You: you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
eğlenceli omegle conversation'ları. karşıma hiç türk çıkmaması, çıkanların da cevap yazmaması üzerine yaşayamadığım diyolaglardır.
edit: an itibariyle çıktı bi tane, epik oldu.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl pls
You: hi engin
You: my name is engin and i am from england *
Stranger: are u male or female?
You: femalye
Stranger: im male from greece
Stranger: how old are u?
You: muchos gracias
You: yok sry *
You: ee
You: kalimera
Stranger: engin götünü travestiler siksin
You: vay ibne
You: ahaha
You: yarım saattir türk arıyom
You: işleteyim diye
Stranger: olm engin deme.. türk kaynıyo bura :D
You: abi bulamadım hiç ya
Stranger: haha:D
Stranger: türk olanda türküm demez :D
Stranger: misal sen ve ben
You: yani
You: artık geyiğe vurdum
You: engin from england :D
Stranger: hiç hatun düşürdün mü?
You: geyiğine ya
You: işletecek adam arıyom
Stranger: hmm.. ben hergün düşürüyorum :)
You: vay anasını
You: yunan diyince tabi
Stranger: kızlar yunan mitolojisine hasta :D
You: Gaia, Orpheus, Kronos falan deyince tabi düşerler ayağa
You: sözlükçü müsün hocam
Stranger: pek değil
Stranger: ingilizcem iyidir
You: sen de bakma benim femalye falan dediğime, dil öğrencisiyim ama sıkıldım artık, 1 saattir türk bulamadım ya
Stranger: oo
You: adama "türksün di mi lan" yazıyom direk disconnect
Stranger: :D
You: burada kız yoktur da la
Stranger: ben bi türkü ingilizce fena işlettim
Stranger: msne eklettim ve soydum :D
Stranger: sonra tehtit :D
You: ahahaha
You: fake cam mi açtın?
Stranger: yok kendimi göstermedim.. eğer gösterirsen göğsümü göstercem falan
Stranger: fena yedi
You: ahah
You: hadi o zaman görüşürüz hocam, ben işletecek adam ariyim sen de kız düşür :D
You: memnun oldum
You: :D
Stranger: bende :) kusura bakma travestiyi gönderdim sana :D
Stranger: hadi kolay gelsin :D
You: olsun
You: hadin cya :D
