yaran ingilizce cümleler

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  1. anonim alıntıdır.

    --spoiler--
    Hasan was a very heavy headed boy. His father was a middle situationed
    man. To make his son read in good schools he did everything coming
    from his hand. He took everything to eye. His mother was a house
    woman. Every job used to come from her hand. In making food there was
    no one on top of her. The taste of the observations (gözleme) she made
    you eat your fingers. This woman made her hair a brush for her son.
    When Hasan became sick, she cried her two eyes two fountains.
    When Hasan finished lycee he wanted to be a tooth doctor, and he
    entered the university exams and won Tootherness School. In the school
    he met Jale. Hasan was hit to Jale in first look but Jale was not hit
    to him in the first look. However her blood boiled to him. A few weeks
    later they cooked the job.
    Jales father was a money-father. He turned the corner many years ago
    by making dreamy export. But Jale was not like her father. She was a
    very low hearted girl.
    Her father was wanting to make her marry to his soldierness friends
    son Abdurrahim. Abdurrahim finished first school and didnt read later.
    He became a rough uncle. He started to turn dirty jobs when he was a
    crazy blooded man. He was his mothers eye. He said, 'HIK' and he fell
    from his fathers nose. So three under, five up he was like his father.
    When he saw Jale, he put eye to her. His inside went. His mouth got
    watered. His eyes opened like a fortune stone. To be able to see Jale,
    Hasans inside was eating his inside. Finally,together they went to a
    park. When they were wrinkling in the park, Abdurrahim saw them. First
    he pulled a deep inside. And then his eyes turned. He couldnt control
    himself. He wanted to send them to the village with wood, but he
    collected himself. He decided to leave them head tohead. At that
    moment the devil poked him. He fit to the devil, pulled his gun and
    fired.
    However, a man passing stayed under lead rain and poorman went to who hit.
    He planted the horseshoes. Then the mirrorless came. They took all of
    them under eye.
    Jales inside was blood crying. The man died eye seeing seeing. And so,
    this job finished in the black arm .
    --spoiler--
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  3. Overlock machine has come to your feet. Corners of carpet, rug, floormat are made overlocked. It's made in 5 minutes, delivered immediately.
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  6. Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
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  8. if sex between three people is called a threesome and sex between four people is called a foursome, then why is handsome still a compliment?
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  10. Hocanın sorusu: Are you single?
    Arkadaşın verdiği cevap: No, I'm album.
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  12. Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there.
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  14. minibüs şoföründen turist bayana: direk otogar no.
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  16. Why high one why... The can me but the.. I wish you were a fish in my dish gibi kimi anlamlı, kimi anlamsız cümleciklerdir..
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  18. ... nasreddin hoca is mayalying a lake.

    (bkz: cem yılmaz)
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  20. +what do you want for dinner?
    -idk
    +what does that mean?
    -i don't know
    +why do you say it than?!
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  23. ladies Attention; Overlock machine has come to your feet. Carpet, rug...
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  25. Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch’s switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch’s switch?
    herhalde herkes gibi sizce okumadan geçtiniz yada okumaya çalışıp tri sivic vitc vatc gibi kelimeler kullandınız.
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  27. bir piyanist şantöz şarkısında geçen i lav yuuu i lav yuuuuuuu, du yu lav mi,yes i duuuuu, dizeleri bizlere utançtan şapka ısırtmıştır.
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  29. şüphesiz bunlardan biri "But what can i do? sometimes" dır.
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  31. vat ken ay du samtayms.

    what the fuck is going on here
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  33. peach okunuşu piç ilkokulda gülmekten yarmıştı. (bkz: Hocam duymadım birdaha söyler misiniz?)
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  35. türkçe'ye çevrilebilen cümleler değillerdir. bir nasreddin hodja fıkrasını ingilizceye çevirip buna ingilizce yaran cümle demek saçmadır.
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  38. Grammar; The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
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  40. I said to a fat girl today, "You're a big girl!" She replied, "Tell me something I don't know." I said, "Salad tastes good."
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  42. Taksicilere ingilizce öğretirken..

    -Airport?
    -No,I dont
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  44. berna arıcının cümleleridir.ı am fenerbahçe.what do u do job? vs.
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  46. Bir arkadasımın yabancı turist kıza 3 gün sonra demeye çalışması aynen aktarıyorum

    No tomarrow no tomarrow yes tomarrow...:)))
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