aahaahaha
well once I was peruaded to open up my head
i told them how it was and went and got it wrong instead
i said would you believe me if you only knew
i'd been stealing everything this conversations through
and the boy cried hang him at three
i saw him on the front page laughing at me
he worked in a fairground in a tall hat
he's a liar he's a liar and a good one at that
say what you want to say what you will
write your number on my telephone bill
walk like a monkey kick like a mule
i could be your beggar but i'd rather be just as cruel
so I told them all I could about what could they expect
but I lost my sense of smell and I gained myself respect
they told me I was curious I told them they were slow
they asked me were I get this stuff I told them I don't know
and the boy cried whoopy de dee
there's a woman with a mustache who won't let me be
though she was born on a monday
she's a hundred and four
she's a liar she's a liar and a little bit more
say what you want to say what you will
write your number on my telephone bill
walk like a monkey kick like a mule
i could be your beggar but i'd rather be just as cruel
and the boy cried hang him at three
i saw him on the front page laughing at me
he worked in a fairground in a tall hat
he's a liar he's a liar and a good one at that
say what you want to say what you will
write your number on my telephone bill
walk like a monkey kick like a mule
i could be your beggar but i'd rather be just as cruel.
