jeff bingham: when you've been together as long as audrey and i have it's okay to have separate interests. for instance, she loves going to the theater and i hate it.
audrey bingham: hating the theater is not an interest. an interest is something you enjoy
jeff bingham: i enjoy hating the theater.
audrey: so when are we gonna tell them that we found the bowl at our place?
jeff: oh when it stops being fun.
audrey: [laughs] it is fun.
audrey bingham: hot tub? jeff, you know those are bad for your sperm.
jeff bingham: nice meal time topic, audrey.
adam rhodes: yeah, audrey, it's kind of gross. so what's up with your sperm?
jeff bingham: i think you're making jennifer uncomfortable.
jennifer: well, what's going on down there? i mean are your guys weak or is it failure to launch?
jeff bingham: i don't want to talk about my junk.
audrey bingham: it's not a big deal. they're our friends. we had a fertility test a while back and jeff's boys were a little slow.
jennifer: i didn't even know you guys were trying.
audrey bingham: well, we're trying to be trying. the doctor gave jeff a list of things he should do like wearing loose underwear, taking supplements and staying out of hot tubs.
jeff bingham: yeah, and i've been doing most of that. i just fell off the wagon a little bit.
audrey bingham: what's a little bit?
jeff bingham: i may have forgotten to refill the supplements and when i play softball i wear tighty whiteys.
audrey bingham: god, are you kidding?
jeff bingham: i tried wearing boxers but when i ran it felt like someone was shooting dice in my pants.
