eğlendiren şey. kendinizi alman hatta nazi olarak gösterip detschland uber alles diye bağırabileceiniz site. tavsiye olarak yunanlı görünün, türk deyince insan gibi bir muhabbet yapamadan kaçıyorlar çünkü.
ingilizcemi geliştireyim umuduyla binbir hevesle girdiğim, grup sekse davet edildikten sonra binbir hürmet ederek girmemeye yemin ettiğim sitedir. güzel bir chat sitesi(y)di(r).
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stranger: -Funny convo:
Stranger: You: I was at this site wireclub.com today.. Spooked the hell out of everyoene out there!
Stranger: looking for a horny girl with msn and a webcam
You: Lol...
You: Hi
You: Female / Florida / 15
You: Will I do?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: male
Stranger: 16
Stranger: iowa
You: OMG! What a pervert! Don't you know it's illegal?
Stranger: oh, well
You: I haven't reached the age of consent yet!
Stranger: if its against the law
Stranger: We better not then
You: yeah!
You: Bye
You have disconnected.-*
Stranger: lol
You: whats that
Stranger: my previous conversation..
Stranger: I though it was funnny and you might like to read it
Stranger: so i pasted it here
You: hmm ok.
You: but its not funny so :D
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: ASL?
You: ***
You: yours
Stranger: 22-m-<it's-a-Secret>
Stranger: Wow...Turkey...WOOOOHOOO!
You: :D:D
Stranger: lol
You: it's a secret ?
Stranger: So, princess, what's been happening?
Yes, it's a secret!
You: why ?
Stranger: It's dangerous to tell ppl stuff online!
Stranger: That's why!
You: hm ok
You: have you got a job
Stranger: yes, of course I have
Stranger: I work at a mutli national corporation
Stranger: Yipee!!!
You: hm ok
Stranger: have you got a job, dearie?
You: i'm a student, still i am a student there! :D
Stranger: Oh ok!
Stranger: What are you studying, little girl?
You: lycée
You: im not a little girl, mon sieur.
Stranger: Was that? (Pardon my ignorance)
Stranger: Ooooohhhh! She's not a little girl! How adorable! Then what is she? A promiscuous grown up?
You: no :D
You: but i am a student.
Stranger: I see..
Stranger: A virgin? (Pardon my curiousity please)
You: yeah, of course !
Stranger: Of course? Look i talked to several 13 year olds today who claimed they had seen more action than me!
Than me! A 22 year old virgin! Ah the shame of it!
You: :D
Stranger: Lol.. So.. They have Sharia laws in your place?
Stranger: Turkey, the confluence of cultures, the melting pot of all humanity...
You: no,
You: my place has got their own laws, they haven't got sharia laws.
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: Interesting
Stranger: I heard your nation is very secular
Stranger: Hey! I got a pic of girls in Istanbul https://galeri.uludagsozluk.com/r/33552/+
Stranger: Is that an accurate representation of your girls?
Stranger: (WARNING: Don't trust links from strangers online)
You: our nation is secular but it is not connection with my virginity
Stranger: lol ok
Stranger: You know Arabic?
Stranger: Say something in it
You: yes
Stranger: Something like "Whats up" in Arabic
You: but i've got sentences
You: in your link, the girls, they are like my friends and like me.
Stranger: Oh wow!
You: and i sware the girls are virgin :D
Stranger: ok!
Stranger: oh ok!
Stranger: Here's some Arabic from me:
Stranger: ....
You: so it's not about btw our laws and virginity *
Stranger: yeah yeah, calm down!
You: i don't know arabic, monsieur.
Stranger: Oh damn!
Stranger: I went all the way to Google translator and wrote stuff JUST FOR YOU
:(
How mean
You: :D:D
Stranger: I'm disappointed
You: we speak turkish, and wirte it. we don't use arabic. *
You: write *
Stranger: Ah!!! TUUURKISH!
Stranger: I forgot!
You: remeber please :D
Stranger: Wait a minute! I'll translate some stuff
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Stranger: türk ?
You: hi asl?
Stranger: ??
Stranger: from ?
You: greece
You: u?
Stranger: turkey
You: oo
You: nice
You: ur name?
Stranger: cihan
Stranger: urs ?
You: sakis
You: I know turkish web siteü
You: donanimhaber&eksisozluk
Stranger: they are very good sites
You: are you member of eksisozluk or donanimhaber?
Stranger: yes
You: which one?
Stranger: donanimhaber
You: bende türküm hocam
You: :D
Stranger: laaaan xD
You: :D
You: nası buldum ama
You: :D
Stranger: helal :d
Stranger: :D
You: eyvallah yazalım bunu foruma
You: :D
Stranger: yani :d
You: karı kız avındasın galiba?
You: :D
Stranger: yok be nerdee xD
Stranger: bizi bulmazki :d
You: bana paso kız geliyor
You: valla
You: neyse iyi şanslar :D
Stranger: saol sanada xD
You have disconnected.
konuşulan kişinin turk oldugunun öğrenilmesinin ardından,uzunca bir süre muhabbet döndürülür.ona türkiye sorulur,anlattırılır,sürekli bişeler yazarak onun bişe sormasına izin verilmez ve geçen zaman sonunda "-hacı benim uykum geldi yatıcam" cumlesinden sonra kufur yenilir.yatılır,uyunur.
Stranger: I come from the planet Vulcan.
Stranger: I am much like you although I have green blood and pointed ears.
Stranger: Our chief difference, however, lies in our dedication to the strictures of logic.
Stranger: You are far too emotional in my estimation.
Stranger: In six of your Earth years, we could spend a weekend together.
Stranger: For now, though, the rigours of Pon Far are recently behind me.
Stranger: Although you are quiet, and say little, you have been and always shall be, my friend.
Stranger: Live long and prosper.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: watz up?
Stranger: 19,f,uk... cyber?
You: what ru doin
Stranger: Not alot..
I'm bored and horny..
You: f or m?
Stranger: F
You: how can i help u?
Stranger: cyber?
You: wts that?
Stranger: webcam sex.
Stranger: are you m or f?
You: m
Stranger: age?
You: same u ,19.
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: u can show me sth if u want
You: yep ive
You: u want=?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
sabahın 3:50'sinde şöyle bir muhabbet yaşatmış oluşumdur.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: dad?
You: all right
Stranger: dad, that you?
You: how are you my boy?
Stranger: ive been looking for you all day
You: i am just fucking your mother
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well
Stranger: I have to tell you all about my day
You: she's giving me one hell of a blow job right now while i am typing this
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: I know, I usually watch while you guys fuck from inside your closet and I cry. but right now Im somewhere else
You: tell me about your day
Stranger: so, i couldnt find you so I left the house
Stranger: so I figured you liked sports a lot, so I started on my way to the sports bar across town
Stranger: but on the way uncle jack found me and picked me up in his car
Stranger: and then he took me to his house and touched me in my no-no places
You: i told you to stay away from that bastard
You: he's a pederast
Stranger: I tried to get away!
Stranger: I tried to jump out of the window but I fell in the bushes and then he had to come down to help me out
Stranger: so I had to wait until he fell asleep to escape
Stranger: so then I got out of his house and I had enough already so I wanted to go back home
Stranger: but I crossed the street without looking both ways and I got hit by an 18-wheeler
Stranger: so now Im in the hospital
You: what's wrong with you? anal bleeding?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: and Im getting all of my limbs replaced
You: all right then son. call me back when you get better
Stranger: wait, dad
You: what?
Stranger: I think uncle jack is coming to see me
Stranger: don't leave
You: give him a bj and all's gonna be fine
Stranger: aww, dad
Stranger: fine
You: your mom wants it up her ass
You: gotta go
Stranger: dont make her bleed like uncle jack made me bleed
Stranger: but have fun I guess
Stranger: I wish I was in your closet right now, crying
You: don't worry son, everything's gonna be fine
Stranger: ok dad
You: your mom says hi
Stranger: hi mom
You: she says she is sorry for what happened to you. she will come to see you tomorrow
Stranger: ok
You: now go and give uncle jack a good bj. make us proud
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i hope he at least gives me lots of jesus juice this time
You: oh he will
You: bye son
Stranger: bye
Stranger: hi
You: Uludağsözlük yazarıyım, Omegle'nin Türk dolup taşması ile ilgili araştırma yapıyorum
Yardımcı olur musunuz?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sonradan eklenen;
Stranger: A wild Abra apears!
You: Uludağsözlük yazarıyım, Omegle'nin Türk dolup taşması ile ilgili araştırma yapıyorum
Yardımcı olur musunuz?
I am contributor in Uludagsozluk, I'am doing research about Turkish overflow in Omegle
Can you give me?
Stranger: Well,
Stranger: Omegle is a site full of flaming faggots looking to hook up with one another
Stranger: Faggots = Gays
Stranger: or homosexuals
You: right!
Stranger: Really, I'm just here to mess with the gays.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 26 m turkey
You: u?
Stranger: 88 f austria
You: 88 ?
Stranger: yes....but i look 22
Stranger: botox is good =)
You: what is u r name ?
Stranger: margret
Stranger: you?
You: hasan
You: nice to meet you
Stranger: nice to meet you.
Stranger: my grandson went to the store so i wana get wild...
Stranger: =)
Stranger: =)
You: peki. iyi geceler
Stranger: um i only speak english...we recently moved to austria =)
you: hmmm..
sitenin kurucusu olduğunu iddia eden bir elemanın denk geldiği site.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how r u?
Stranger: Do you know who i am?
You: no
Stranger: i am literally the creator of Omegle.com
You: dont want me to believe this:)
Stranger: no seriously i am
You: how come?
You: u re controlling your site?
Stranger: yep
You: haha
You: so nice to meet you creator
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: nice to seee you have manner
You: thanks
Stranger: dont you have any questions
You: i have.let me think
Stranger: like where i came up with the name Omegle?
You: u arent the only creator of the site right?
Stranger: no i am , there is no other
Stranger: i just came up with one
Stranger: day
Stranger: got bored
Stranger: no im not
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: selam
Stranger: asl?
You: dilini anlamıyorum
You: dilünü anlamayoğ
You: ğee zel
You: şimdi disgoneht ol ki günümüz şenlensün
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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ulan millete iran'dan aksiyon ortamından adamlar denk gelir. bize de anca ya abazan türk kardeşlerimiz, ya da cyber yapmak isteyen abazan hatunlar denk gelir.
