All rise and come to order
Bailiff start the video recorder
You've been sworn, what's your complaint?
Speak up son, don't hesitate!
He presided in his courtroom so long ago
He was hanging cowboys for stealing buffalo
Court is adjourned, for his honor's feeling ill
The shaking old relic needs a glycerin pill!
Hang up your rope 'cause you're looking tired
If it was up to me they'd all be fired
Day after day convicting all those liars
This ain't TV jail
It's TV hell!
Believe it or not
Those walking blood clots
Make enough money for a thousand foot yacht
Who in Hollywood
Did they every acquit?
Just senile, judicial idiots
As the drama unfolds
And the law he upholds
If you look real close
You could see him growing mold
Small claims messiah
Is only a pariah to be ridiculed...
Objection Overruled!
All rise as he takes the bench
To hear his old voice make my gut wrench
Silence to those who are in his court
I'm found guilty by his report
No washed-up judge can say to me
The shit he throws arround when he's on TV
What can he fucking do, throw me in jail?
I'd slap out his dentures, post them for bail!
Hang up your robe 'cause you're looking tired
If it was up to me they'd all be fired
Day after day convicting all those liars
This ain't TV jail, it's TV hell!
You lose the case
To a bigger bullshit they you today
When it comes to the end
You tell all of TV land what you've got to say
When you're dead and gone
Will they get another fossil to carry on?
They must go to school
To hand-pick these old fools
I say to you
Objection Overruled!
It's all Perry Mason's fault!
Cat strangling
members of the jury
your conclusion has been drawn
defendants should be sentenced
but you just let'em go
the city is a timebomb
the judge has lit the fuse
vigilante breakout
gotta tighten up the noose
your honour please
we want the truth - nothing but the truth
your honour please
objection overruled - let's hang'em high
overruled - horsewhip'em
i call upon the nation
to take the witness stand
too long you've stood in silence
now justice will be done
hey you - the jury members
you let the people down
we trusted your sincerity
one finger at the law
your honour please
we want the truth - nothing but the truth
your honour please
objection overruled - let's hang'em high
overruled - horsewhip'em
the judge's hammer falls
eruption in the court room
the cry goes up: "it's anarchy!"
just stick your bloody rules
the judge's hammer falls
let's loot them out of office
some heads are gonna roll
the cry goes up: "it's anarchy!"
your honour please
we want the truth - nothing but the truth
objection overruled - let's hang'em high
overruled - horsewhip'em
objection overruled - this is a travesty of justice
overruled - appeal to higher court
objection overruled - let's take it to the senate
overruled - in the name of sanity
objection overruled - are you crazy
overruled - are you crazy
