tam adı mr. hankey the christmas poo olan bir south park karakteridir. kendisi kyle'ın dostudur ve bir boktur. lağımda yaşar ve yalnızca christmasta ortaya çıkar, bazen de çok gerekli durumlarda olaylara müdehale ettiği görülmüştür. güneşe çıktığında kuruyacağı için sadece geceleri lağımdan çıkabilir. iyiyi doğruyu gösteren tavrını hep üstünde taşır efendim. güldürürken düşündürüyor.*i *
acik adresi, south park-birinci sezon-onuncu bolum.
iste bu da sarkisi
We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo
Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)
Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?
Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
Stan: Come on dude, push!
Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
Kyle: Here he comes!
[POP!]
Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!
Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.
bi bokun sevimli olmasının mümkün olduğunu gösteren boktan kahramandır. bu kahramanın sevimliliğini görenlere "e bi bok bu kadar sevimli oluyosa , pekala kadınlar da zeki olabilir yavv hacı" dedirtecek cinstendir.
