i sit around and watch the tube
but nothing's on
i change the channels for an hour or two
twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
i'm sick of all the same old shit
in a house with unlocked doors
and i'm fuckin' lazy
bite my lip and close my eyes
take me away to paradise
i'm so damn bored, i'm goin' blind
and i smell like shit
peel me off this velcro seat
and get me movin'
i sure as hell can't do it by myself
i'm feelin' like a dog in heat
barred indoors from a summer street
i locked the door to my own cell
and i lost the key
bite my lip and close my eyes
take me away to paradise
i'm so damn bored, i'm goin' blind
and i smell like shit
i got no motivation
where is my motivation?
no time for the motivation
smokin' my inspiration
i sit around and watch the phone
but no one's callin'
call me pathetic, call me what you will
my mother says to get a job
but she don't like the one she's got
when masturbation's lost its fun
you're fuckin' lonely
bite my lip and close my eyes
take me away to paradise
i'm so damn bored, i'm goin' blind
and loneliness has to suffice
bite my lip and close my eyes
i'm slipping away to paradise
some say quit, or i'll go blind
but it's just a myth
