Written by Trey Parker
Performed by Trey Parker and Marc Shaiman
CARTMAN
Well, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She'a a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different
She's a super king-kong mega-mega bitch.
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big bitch
Big big big big big big big big
She's a stupid bitch! (whoo!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit something like this...
("Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" performed in Chinese, Russian and African)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big bitch (ooh!)
Big big big big big big big big
She's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch
I really mean it!
Kyle's mom! She's a big fat fucking bitch!
Big old fat fucking bitch Kyle's mom!
Yeah! Cha!
alarm zil sesi olarak kullanıldığında % 100 uyanma garantilidir. denendi, test edildi. sonuç: uykusu en ağır insanı bile yataktan fırlatacak kadar harika bir eser. uyanmakta zorluk çekiyorsanız güne cartman la başlamak güzel bir seçenek olabilir. ancak benim gibi en ufak bir gürültüde bile uyanan biriyseniz sabahları küfür ederek güne agresif bir şekilde de başlayabilirsiniz. bu da yan etkisi.
maalesef oscar töreninde bu güzelim eser değil, blame canada söylenmiştir.
tamam blame canada daha oturaklı, şarkı gibi şarkıdır ama bu daha eğlenceli.
