jizz in my pants

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  1. you tubeda şans eseri karşıma çıkan uzun zamandır en çok gülüp yarıldığım müzik videosudur efendim.klipte molly sims ,justin timberlake ve jamie lynn sigler ı bulundıran kliptir ayrıca.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

    lock eyes from across the room
    down my drink while the rhythms boom
    take your hand and skip the names
    no need here for the silly games
    make our way through the smoke and crowd
    the club is the sky and i'm on your cloud
    move in close as the lasers fly
    our bodies touch and the angels cry
    leave this place go back to yours
    our lips first touch outside your doors
    a whole night what we've got in store
    whisper in my ear that you want some more
    and i jizz in my pants

    this really never happens you can take my word
    i won't apologise, that's just absurd
    mainly your fault for the way that you dance
    and now i jizz in my pants

    don't tell your friends or i'll say your a slut
    plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
    i'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
    now i'll go home and change

    i need a few things from the grocery
    do things alone now mostly
    left me heart-broken not lookin' for love
    surprised in my eyes when i looked above
    the check-out counter and i saw her face
    my heart stood still so did time and space
    never felt that i could feel real again
    but the look in her eyes said "i need a friend"
    she turned to me that's when she said it
    looked me dead in the face, asked "cash or credit?"
    and i jizzed in my pants

    it's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
    but we're going to need a clean up on aisle three
    and now i'm posed in an awkward stance
    because i jizzed in my pants

    to be fair you were flirting a lot
    plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
    please stop acting like you're not impressed
    one more thing, i'm gonna pay by cheque

    last week - i saw a film
    as i recall it was a horror film
    walked outside into the rain
    checked my phone and saw you rang
    and i jizzed in my pants

    speeding down the street when the red lights flash
    need to get away need to make a dash
    a song comes on that reminds me of you
    and i jizz in my pants

    the next day my alarm goes off
    and i jizz in my pants
    open my window and a breeze rolls in
    and i jizz in my pants

    when bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense
    i jizzed in my pants
    i just ate a grape and i jizzed in my pants
    i went... jizzed in my pants

    ok, seriously you guys, can we? ok?

    i jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
    and when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me
    you say i'm premature i just call it ecstasy
    i wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity

    cuz i jizz in my pants
    yes i jizz in my pants
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  3. güldüren, güldürürken düşündüren bir müzik/klip. *

    edit-
    başlık başıma kalmış. bende sözlerini ekleyeyim o zaman.
    Lock eyes from across the room
    Down my drink while the rhythms boom
    Take your hands, skip the names
    No need here for the silly games
    Make our way through the smoke and crowd
    The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
    Move in close as the lasers fly
    Our bodies touch and the angels cry

    Leave this place go back to yours
    Our lips first touch outside your doors
    The whole night what we've got in store
    Whisper in my ear that you want some more
    And I jizz in my pants

    This really never happens you can take my word
    I won't apologize
    That's just absurd
    Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
    And now I jizz in my pants
    Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
    Plus it's your fault
    You were rubbing my butt
    I'm very sensitive
    Some would say that's a plus
    Now I'll go home and change

    I need a few things from the grocery
    Do things alone now mostly
    Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
    Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
    The checkout counter and I saw her face
    My heart stood still so did time and space
    Never thought that I could feel real again
    But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
    She turned to me that's when she said it
    Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit
    And I jizzed in my pants

    It's perfectly normal
    Nothing wrong with me
    But we're going to need a cleanup
    On aisle 3
    And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
    Because I jizzed in my pants
    To be fair
    You were flirting a lot
    Plus the way you bag cans makes me
    Bothered and hot
    Please stop acting like you're not impressed
    One more thing
    I'm gonna pay by check

    Last week, I saw a film
    As I recall it was a horror film
    Walked outside into the rain
    Checked my phone and saw you rang
    And I jizzed in my pants

    Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash
    Need to get away, need to make a dash
    A song comes on that reminds me of you
    And I jizz in my pants

    The next day
    My alarm goes off
    And I jizz in my pants

    Open my window and a breeze rolls in
    And I jizz in my pants

    When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
    I jizzed in my pants

    I just ate a grape
    And I jizzed in my pants

    I went to. . .
    Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

    I jizz right in my pants
    Every time you're next to me
    And when we're holdin hands
    Its like havin sex with me
    You say I'm premature
    I just call it ecstasy
    I wear a rubber at all times
    Its a necessity
    Cuz I jizz in my pants
    (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))
    Yes I jizz in my pants
    (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

    ayrıca youtube u için;
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

    edit2-
    yahu bu başlığı ben açmamıştım.
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  5. gelmiş geçmiş (klibinin etkisiyle) en komik şarkıdır. *
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  7. justin timberlake in temizlikçi olarak rol aldığı klipe sahip yaran şarkıdır.
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  9. erken boşalmayı anlatmaktadır.kızların erkekleri suçlamasını,kızmasını anlatmaktadır.
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  11. andy samberg'in içinde bulunduğu the lonely island grubunun snl'de yayınlanan şarkılarıdır. youtube'da an itibariyle 84 milyon izlenme sayısı ile en çok izlenen videolar arasındadır.
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  13. sözleri komik ve bir okadarda klibide komik olan erken boşalan erkeği konu alan şarkının adıdır. *
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  15. (bkz: the sixth sense) filmindeki en can alıcı spoileri veren geyik şarkıdır.
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  18. klibi youtube'da 94 milyon kez izlenmiştir. justin bieber bebesinin klipleri yerine böyle komik klipler izlensin işte. *
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  20. 94,433,272 izlenme sayısına ulaşmış the Lonely ısland şarkısı..
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  22. 101 milyon kez izlenme sayısı ile kopartmaya, yardırmaya devam eden şarkıdır.

    gülmeye ihtiyaç olduğu zamanlarda ilk izlenmesi gerekenlerdendir.

    fakat yine de;
    bir boombox değil.
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  24. 101,755,271 kez izleyip gülmüşümdür.
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  26. 1:45'de söylenilen "open my window and a breeze rolls in and i jizz in my pants" kısmını her gördüğümde yarılmamı sağlayan şarkı.
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  28. yıllar geçmiş olmasına rağmen, hala her dinlediğimde gülmekten altıma sıçırtan şarkı. özellikle nakarat kısmı bir harika.

    i jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
    and when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me
    you say i'm premature i just call it ecstasy
    i wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity
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