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- what are you holding?
- toprak holding.
2.
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i the can but the go to me.
3.
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"A lion would not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood".
4.
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- emaye tencere
+ no, you are not a tencere
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aykut gol atamayınca ne demiş? i couldn't.
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+why do java developers wear glasses?
-because they can't C# *
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-Why wasn't Jesus born in England?
-He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
10.
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See you later, alligator.
After a while, crocodile.
See you soon, baboon.
Devletimizin bedava dağıttığı ingilizce kitabında yer alan, hiç de komik olmayan espriler.
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+ Can you that, kenyan?
-Kenya (can, yeah)