Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting?
Homer: Don't you think you're *under*reacting?
Lisa: This conversation is over.
Homer: This conversation is *under*.
Lisa: Goodbye.
Homer: *bad*bye
"-How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
marge bir banka soygunu esnasında içerde rehin kalmıştır, gizlice homer'ı arar. homer'ın tavsiyesi 10 dakika aralıksız güldürür, kıvrandırır, oturulan sandalyeden çatırt diye ses bile gelir.
Marge: Homer, I'm a hostage in a bank robbery!
Homer: What? Oh my god! My sweet Margie! Okay, listen very carefully: don't do anything they say, remain panicky, and above all try to be a hero.
Yerine göre bi domuz kadar salak yada Master yoda kadar zeki ve bilge olabilen The Simpsons karakteridir kenisi.Ailenin babasıdır...Gönüllerimizde "D'oh" ve "You Little ..." gibi replikleriyle Taht kurmuşturr.Oğlu Bart'a çok düşkündür fakat durmadan boğazını sıkar *
- ha bu arada bay burns yarın akşam yemeği için bize gelecek.
- ne,hayır.
- çocuklar mutfaktan çıkın, bunu görmenizi istemem.sonra marge'ın dizlerine kapanır, lütfen,lütfen,lütfen,lütfen.
