Captain Tenille: Tell me young man, what do you want out of life?. Homer: [straining to reach the peas on the table] I want peeeas... Captain Tenille: Oh, we all want peace! But it's always just out of reach. [Homer groans and sits back in his chair] So, what's the best way to get peace?. Homer: [reaching out and picking up peas on his knife] With a knife. Captain Tenille: Exactly! Not with the olive branch but the bayonet! Ah, Simpson, you're like the son I never had. Homer: And you're like the father I never visit. *
