gulp, gulp, gulp i want to drink more beer until i puke.
drink drank punk {x4}
i'm so cool i can drink so much i can drink more than you.
drink drank punk {x4}
met a girl at the bar oh she was a 10 at 2:00 i gave her four stars oh i took her home she spent the night oh at 10:00 am she was a fright some old guy bought me some alcohol we got drunk at the mall.
drink drank punk {x4}
mom's gonna get us at the mall oh in a drunken stupor hope i don't fall oh i chew on a big wad of gum oh mom won't notice, she's old and dumb.
