Dante adlı süper karakterimizin ukalalıkta tavan yaptığı oyundur. kendinden daha düşük çeneli birini görünce de jester iyice dellenir. bazı repliklerini de buldum yazıyım. bu arada Dante ve Vergil yarı şeytan ikizler. fırsat bulunca çevircem. *
Dante: You want a date? Well, forget it. Because I make a point not to go out with women who shoot me in the head!
Lady: Date a demon? I'm not that desperate!
Dante: [aiming a gun at Vergil] So... this is what they call a "heart-warming family reunion"?
Vergil: You got that right.
[draws sword]
[Dante looks up, and catches Lady falling out of the sky. Hanging upside down, she immediately points her guns at him]
Dante: Well, this is my kind of rain. No wonder the sky looks so funny today.
Lady: Let me go!
Dante: Let you go? But it would be a waste if you ended up as just a pretty stain.
[Lady proceeds to shoot him in the head. He drops her, and she catches hold of a ledge below]
Dante: What the hell was that for? Here I am trying to help you and you show your thanks by shooting me?
[Lady shoots him again]
Dante: Whatever, do as you please.
[walks away]
Lady: So he's a demon too...
Dante: I'm beginning to think I've got rotten luck with women.
Dante: Damn it! You guys totally wrecked my shop and I haven't even named it yet!
Cerberus: You... are not human, are you?
Dante: Who knows? I'm not even sure myself.
Lady: [about Arkham] He was obsessed with becoming a devil, so much he killed his own wife. For that he butchered innocent people too. He's the most vile kind of creature. To top it off, that filthy scum... is my father.
Dante: Well, we have something in common. I have a dysfunctional family too.
Dante: You sure know how to throw a party. No food, no drinks, and the only babe just left.
Vergil: My sincerest apology, brother. I was so eager to see you and couldn't concentrate on the preparation of the bash.
Dante: Whatever. At any rate, it has been a whole year since we last met. How about a kiss from your little brother? Or better yet, how about a kiss from this?
[draws gun]
Cerberus: Leave now, mortal! The likes of you are forbidden in this land. You, who are powerless, are not worthy to set foot here.
Dante: Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before. You know in a dog show, you'd definitely take the first place.
Cerberus: You, a mere human, make a mockery of me?
Dante: Easy, Fido! How about I take you out for a walk? Come on, puppy. Let's go!
Cerberus: You'll regret this you worm!
Dante: It's showtime. Come on!
Beowulf: [jumps down through the ceiling] SPARDA!
Dante: Aww, you poor thing. Didn't your mother teach you how to use a door?
Beowulf: That odor, I know it.
Dante: Huh?... Gimme a break. Tell you what, next time I'll try to wear some cologne, okay?
Beowulf: It's the stench of betrayal. The odor of that accursed Sparda! I will annhilate every last blood relation of Sparda!
Dante: Hahahaha! A son cleaning up his dad's mess, huh? Where have I heard this story before?
Arkham: Welcome. What do you think after looking at your father's image?
Dante: It's like staring at a backed up toilet!
Vergil: I've come to reclaim my power.
[aims sword]
Vergil: You can't handle it.
[Leaps down and lands near Dante, pointing his sword to his neck]
Dante: Look at you! Coming in with a big dramatic scene and stealing MY spotlight
Vergil: Well... you don't really believe that HE deserves to be our main event, do you?
Dante: Now that you mention it, you're right.
Arkham: You think you can defeat me? Defeat the power of your father, Sparda?
Vergil: You should come to realize you cannot handle the power of Sparda.
Dante: [Aims sword at Arkham] You're wasting your time, buddy.
[whispers to Vergil]
Dante: I think he needs to learn the hard way.
Agni: Wait!
Rudra: Yes, wait!
Agni: We have been waiting for a long time!
Rudra: Yes, a very long time.
Agni: For someone stronger than us.
Rudra: Someone who can control us.
Agni: My name is Agni.
Rudra: And my name is Rudra. You shall take us with you.
Agni, Rudra: We can be of great help to you.
Dante: [ponders for a second] All right, but on one condition.
Agni, Rudra: Name it!
Dante: No... talking.
Agni: Fair enough.
Rudra: As you wish.
[Dante picks them up and practices with them, until... ]
Agni: Impressive...
Dante: [bangs their heads together] No... talking!
[Short silence]
Dante: Good.
[Dante grabs Jester and puts a gun to his head]
Jester: Oh, wait a moment! You don't really want to shoot me, do you? If you do... I'll die, you know.
Dante: If that's what it takes to shut you up.
