Hey there poser
You look pretty stupid to me
Hey there poser
I'm broke and it's half past three
Hey there poser
Creeping towards the door
Hey there poser
I wish you were a beer
I wish you were a beer
Can't breathe with all this Aqua Net!
I wish you were a beer!(Shut up!)
I need a machete just to get to your face.
I wish you were a beer!(Shut up!)
Hey dude...
(giggle) Are you in a band?
Ya look good!
Hey, fuggedaboudit!
I wish you were a beer!