8 simple rules

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    *Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after.

    *You make her cry, I make you cry.

    *Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.

    *Bring her home late, there's no next date.

    *Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.

    *No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.

    *If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.

    *Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.

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