sözlükten öğrenip de girdim dün gece ilkkez omegle denen zımbırtıya. zaten hepsi türk ve onların da yarısına yakını belki de bir sözlük yazarı.
öyle bir diyalog yaşadım ki, hayatımın en eğlenceli 1 saatiydi. evet tam bir saat, akraba çıkıcaktık lan adamla neredeyse. yoğun küfür ve ingilizce içerir, belki ajdar ve bülent ersoy'a inceden hakaret de içeriyor olabilir, söyleyivereyim dedim. sıkılmadan okursanız eğlenirsiniz. valla bak...
5.5.2009, saat sabaha karşı 4.30 , orlando-boston maçının yanında bununla ilgilenmeye karar verilir ve olaylar gelişir...
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how r u
Stranger: not bad.
Stranger: u?
You: tired
Stranger: everyone s tired. it s millennium :P
Stranger: where r u from?
You: canada
You: then u?
Stranger: really?
Stranger: finally someone out of my country
You: yes?
Stranger: turkey
You: :D
You: what time is it there? *
Stranger: 4 am
You: fuck!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what time there?
You: 8pm *
You: why are you awake then?
Stranger: it s complicated.
Stranger: i woke up early to do my homework
Stranger: but
You: why so serious :P
You: but?
Stranger: i already go to bed about these hours usually.
Stranger: i think i have problems :P
You: what kind of :$
Stranger: pfff... i don t know
Stranger: about myself
Stranger: i dont know who i am recently
You: so philosophic
Stranger: i m always tired. i cant think straight
You: who knows
Stranger: my grades suck
You: if you wont sleep go and take a coffee
Stranger: good idea *
You: thats not a big problem
Stranger: so tell me about yourself
You: im very complicated too
Stranger: why so?
You: cauz of religional problems
Stranger: that s interesting
You: are u muslim or jewish? *
You: i dont know reaally
Stranger: you cant marry because of your religion or saomethin?
Stranger: i m muslim.
Stranger: that s what it says on my id.
You: in real?
Stranger: but i don t believe in relidion
You: oo my god
You: i wanna be a muslim
You: why dont u wanna accept that?
You: u an atheist?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i just dont think god needs us to worship him
You: like a game?
Stranger: exactly
You: two monbths ago
You: i believe like u
You: but i had a dream
You: someone called me abdolauh*
You: or something like that
Stranger: abdullah
You: i dont know exactly
You: yes maybe
You: when i woke up
You: there was an interesting light on me
Stranger: really?
You: its ridiculuos i know
Stranger: or was it a part of the dream
Stranger: r u sure?
You: i dont know
You: and i decide to be a muslim and change to my name to abdullah
Stranger: what was the dream about?
You: there were me, someone who i dont know really with a beard
You: and something like a snake
You: snake was telling me abdollah continiuosly
Stranger: hmm.. impressive
You: is there a myth with snake?
Stranger: i just know the bible story
Stranger: apple, adam, eve and the snake and stuff
You: but there is no abdollah in there
You: i know
Stranger: yes
You: for this reason im complicated
Stranger: and you ve been scratchin your head for two months ha?
You: not exactly
You: exactly i scratch my head why bülent ersoy cut her or his cock
Stranger: oyu know her?
You: its really interesting man
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: yes
You: is he muslim?
Stranger: yes.
You: or she * whatever
Stranger: a quite religious one
You: is it free to cut it?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: pardon
You: really?
Stranger: free in islam?
Stranger: or the country?
You: yes i mean?
You: in islam
Stranger: no. islam forbiddens it.
You: so what?
Stranger: you say what the fuck with bülent ersoy then?
You: how she lives in your religion
Stranger: you can t keep her from believing right?
You: why the conservatives didnt kill him?
Stranger: she has had hard times i guess
You: i guess too
Stranger: but everybody likes her
Stranger: we re used to her
You: but i think his husband lived more hard times man
You: :D
Stranger: in fact, sometimes her being a man doesn t come to my mind
Stranger: yes she was married
Stranger: to a young man
You: i watched a video in youtube
You: its reaalyy very weirf
You: weird
You: :F
You: :D
Stranger: what was it like?
You: like a monkey
Stranger: hahaha
You: :D
Stranger: all those surgeries
You: like a botox woman
You: or something
You: i cant express him man
You: reaalyy weird
You: :d
You: where are u in turkey?
You: i know smyrna
Stranger: istanbul
Stranger: havent heard of smyrna
You: what?
You: you dont know?
You: close to the kusadsy
You: i dont remember actually
Stranger: sorry. my goegraphy has always sucked
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: u?
You: 27
You: u dont know smyrna?
You: r u a real turkish then?
Stranger: is it that surprising?
Stranger: real turk yes
You: i have a uefa champions league finale ticket
You: do you want that?
You: i cant come from here
Stranger: i don t like football
Stranger: bur thanks man
You: what the fuck!
Stranger: ahahah
You: do you know ajdar?
You: ahahaha
You: dude?
You: whats that?
Stranger: awwwwwwwww
You: is he a person?
Stranger: ajdar is our hero!
You: ahahaha
You: there are unbelieveble videos of him
Stranger: you watceh "çikita muz" ?
You: one minute ago dude
Stranger: ahahahaha
You: he is perfect
You: is he real?
Stranger: do you need medical help right now?
You: hahahaha
You: i wish i live in turkey
You: so funny man
You: his appearence
You: wonderful
You: :D
Stranger: he s an engineer did you know that?
You: fuck!
Stranger: mechanical
You: i cant believe that
Stranger: he lives where i used to live in istanbul. my friend used to say they saw him all the time on bus
You: why he is on bus?
Stranger: yep
You: engineer and your hero?
Stranger: wait
Stranger: i have something grat for you
Stranger: grate
Stranger: great
You: ok
Stranger: arrggh
You: :D
You: ahha
Stranger: i have a pic with him!!!!!!!! why do i always forget that?
You: reaaly
You: ?
You: how will u send it to mu?
Stranger: he came to my school for some fair or somethin
You: me?
Stranger: have a gmail account?
You: yahoo?
Stranger: i m not familiar with taht but ok
You: send it my that adreessss
You: ..........@yahoo.com
Stranger: ok but u shoul wait. i have to find it
You: okk
You: ar u in college?
Stranger: university
You: whats that name?
Stranger: mimar sinan fine arts university
Stranger: i found the pic
You: ooo fine?
You: ok im waiting =)
Stranger: done
You: hey
You: where is it?
Stranger: wait for it
You: i couldnt take it?
Stranger: now
Stranger: get it?
You: no :(
You: i coldnt
Stranger: what the hell
You: yes
Stranger: ok
You: ertunc?
Stranger: evet **
Stranger: yes
Stranger: me on the left
You: ahahaha
You: what ta fuck maaan=)))
Stranger: i ll tell you the story
You: look at his type
Stranger: we saw him and we were like fuck.
Stranger: everybody was taking pcs with him
Stranger: then my frien in the pic said
Stranger: why not go and give it a try
You: is she ur girlfriend?
Stranger: no
You: ok i got it
Stranger: i hesitated at first but then said fuck it why not
Stranger: we went to him and i said
You: ur so lucky man
Stranger: mr. ajdar we wanna have a pic with u.
You: ahahaha
Stranger: he was very kind of course
Stranger: he said sure come
You: is he a actor?
Stranger: we came close and i put my hand on his shoulder.
Stranger: no hes not
Stranger: anyways
Stranger: when i put my hand on his shoulder he turned at me and said
You: yes?
Stranger: no. but your hand on my waist.
Stranger: waist? is that the word
You: waist?
Stranger: hmm around the belly
Stranger: above the hip
You: ahahahaha
You: :D
Stranger: i dont know the word. checked the dictionary
Stranger: what ever
You: ok noprob
Stranger: when he said that i was about to blow up
Stranger: u can see that in the pic.
You: u re great dude
Stranger: i was barely controlling myself from laughing
You: o değil de bi ilhan irem vardı o noldu yaw?
Stranger: ya sikiyim be
Stranger: nasıl yedin lan beni
You: abi süperdi yaa
Stranger: offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Stranger: çok acımasızsın
Stranger: ebemi siktin evbemi
Stranger: ahahahhaha
You: olm ne biliim lan bi yalan salliim dedim din min die
Stranger: kanadaymış
You: :P
Stranger: sikiyim kanadayı
You: abi eğlendik be işte gece gece
You: :D
Stranger: aslında bia ra ingilizcen dolayısıyla şüphelenmedim diil
Stranger: smyrna ne ulan
Stranger: kafayı yedirttin
You: 1 yıldır ilkkez ingilizce konuşuorum aq
You: izmir aq
Stranger: ekşiden bakıyorum falan
You: :D
Stranger: offffffffff
Stranger: neyse eğlenceliydi
Stranger: kimsin necisin?
You: ingilizce egzersizi yaptık hocam yaa
You: ben bülent ersoydan anlarsın sanmıştım :D
Stranger: abi youtube diye bi şey var
Stranger: herkes bilebilir diye şey ettim
You: aahha eyw
You: öörenciyim tobb etüde
You: ankarada
Stranger: tobb dan 1-2 arkadaşım var aslında
Stranger: oluş ...... (deşifre etmeye gerek yok sanırsam)
Stranger: tanır mısın?
You: ben baktım walla fotorafına onlardan biri değilim ben :P
You: oluş .....?
You: tobbda değil olm o
You: tanıorum ama tobbda değil
You: kız dimi?
Stranger: allah allah
You: renkli gözlü falan?
Stranger: kız evet
Stranger: lens takıyo eheheheh
You: abi en yakın arkadaşımın arkadaşı o
You: bi gece fasılda tanışmıştık
Stranger: bi dakka ya
You: zayıf bişi
You: :D
Stranger: zayıf diil be abi
Stranger: balık etli
Stranger: benim liseden arkdaşım
You: polatlı die bi ilçesi var ankaranın oralı mı aslen?
Stranger: en yakın arkadaşı kim zeyneo mi?
Stranger: evet polatlı
You: siktir git lan!
Stranger: ben de oralıyım haliyle
Stranger: vay amına koyım
You: amına koy,m tanıdık çıkıcaz
Stranger: kimsin olum sen?
Stranger: ama tanımıyosun beni baksana foto yolladım
You: sercan yaa
You: zepp le burda tanıştık
You: ben izmirliyim aslen
Stranger: zeynep in soyadını hatırlayamadım olaya bak
You: dönmezoğlu?
Stranger: dur
Stranger: evet
Stranger: tam söyliycektim
You: :D:D
Stranger: uzun boylu tatar
You: olm en yakın arkadaşım lan
Stranger: ahahahahahhahahhha
You: 2 hafta önce mezuniyet balosundaydım
Stranger: sikiyim olaya bak
You: ahahhaha
You: :D:D
Stranger: oha yalnız mezun mu oldu?
Stranger: çüş be
You: heeaa hazırlığı atladı hatun
Stranger: millet bitiriyo ben daha yeni başladım ulan
Stranger: oluş un okul neydi ya karıştırdım
You: olsun abi öörencilik iidir
You: ben de hatırlamıom onu
You: bi kez beraber olduk işte fasılda
Stranger: tobb du bea
You: ama zepp in walluna yazıo hep
You: ordan kalmış aklımda
Stranger: zeynep le nerden tanışıyosunuz?
You: yok lan değil avuç kadar okul zate tanımam mı bizim okulda olsa :D
You: kız arkadaşımın çok yakın arkadaşı o
You: ben de baya samimi oldum dolayısıyla
Stranger: kız arkadaşın da polatlı dan diildir heralde
You: yok o ankaralı
You: :D
Stranger: of ya olaya bak
You: abi cidden yaa
Stranger: kaydedicem bu konuşmayı
You: istesek ayarlayamayız bunu geceninbeşi aq
You: ben de kaydedicem aynen
You: sözlüğe de dayayacam
You: :D
işte böyle böyle yeni tanışmalara da vesile falan oluyor. hemen samimi olduk bugün sinemaya gittik, şimdi de eve döndük birlikte kafaları falan çektik. hoşlanıyorum galiba lan be çocuktan.
