"in the beginning we were all fish, ok? Swimming around in the water.
And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its... mutant fish hands and it had buttsex with a squirrel or something and made this; retard frog-squirrel, and then that had a retard baby, which was a monkey-fish-frog.
And then this monkey-fish-frog had buttsex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant, retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you.
So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish-squirrel.
