4.
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chris Keller: One of the Teletubbies is gay.
augustus Hill: What?
Keller: Falwell, the reverend somebody, says that Twinky Dink or whatever his name is, he's a butt pirate.
Hill: That's nuts. You gotta have a cock to be gay. Teletubbies don't have cocks. The puppet doesn't have a cock.
Keller: Where does it say you gotta have a cock to be gay? All you need is a mouth so you can suck cock.
(bkz: oz)
