it was a dusty old night
and i'm the first to admit it
i'm sure i upset someone
but my memory has chosen to omit it
a tiny voice was telling me
i should cool it
chewing my face off
talking absolute rubbish
the first line hit me like a kick in the face
thought i better have another one just in case
next thing i knew my heart was under attack
bought a one way ticket to hell....
and back!
one way ticket to hell and back
bought a one way ticket to hell and back
one way ticket to hell and back
bought a one way ticket to hell and back
i'm always trying to keep my vices under wraps
but a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps
they seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits
but my septum is in tatters
and i've still got the runs
burn for a moment then you kick like a mule
strangers are agreeing that it was rocket fuel
several massive chocking lines of glorious gak
bought a one way ticket to hell...
and back!
one way ticket to hell and back
bought a one way ticket to hell and back
one way ticket to hell and back
bought a one way ticket to hell and back
[sitar/effects]
stick it up your f*cking nose! woohoo!
[solo]
holy coke, repeating myself, except i'm getting slightly louder
pausing long enough to snort that white powder
wheels steering off but i'm still on track
bought a one way ticket to hell
and back!
one way ticket to hell and back(yeah)
bought a one way ticket to hell and back(ooh yeah)
one way ticket to hell and back,
bought a one way ticket to hell (oooh yeaah)
one way ticket to hell and back(woo!)
bought a one way ticket to hell and back
one way ticket to hell and back,
bought a one way ticket to hell...
