danger! no smoking! flammable fart!
caution! beware of emotionally unstable dog.
peter's bar! here we drink beer, beer, and even more beer!
hell with the dog, beware of the owner.
find out if there really is life after death, trespass on this property!
no trespassing! violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again.
caution! blondes thinking!
