Dean: Look at this. He's watching her sleep. How is that not rapey?
Sam: I gotta concentrate here, Dean.
Dean: "He could hear the blood rushing inside her. Almost taste it. He tried desperately to control
himself. Romero knew their love was
impossible." Romero? Really?
Sam: Dean, shut up.
Dean: This is a national bestseller. How is that possible?
(trying to crack Kristen's password)
Dean: Hey, try Lautner. Sam: Wait, he's a werewolf. How do you even know who that is?
Dean: What are you kidding me? That kid's everywhere. It's a freaking nightmare.
Sam: Hey, how many T's are there in Pattin- That's it. We're in!
