tel: hi, would you be interested in switching over to tmi long distance service.
jerry: oh, gee, i can't talk right now. why don't you give me your home number and i'll call you later.
tel: uh, i'm sorry we're not allowed to do that.
jerry: oh, i guess you don't want people calling you at home.
tel: no.
jerry: well now you know how i feel. [hangs up]