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kimi felsefi akım ve düşünce sistemlerine göre değişik tarzlarda yorumlanmış hadisedir...
ingilizce bir kaynaktan alıntı yapacak olursak da ;
kime göre shit nasıl happenmış *?
shit happens:
TAOISM : if you understand shit, it is not shit.
HINDUISM : this shit happened before.
CONFUCIANISM : confucious says " shit happens " .
BUDDHISM : shit will happen to you again.
ZEN : what is the sound of shit happening ?
SIKHISM : leave our shit alone.
JEHOVAS WITNESS` : knock knock. shit happens.
ATHEISM : i don`t believe this shit.
AGNOSTICISM : can you prove that shit happens ?
CATHOLICISM : if shit happens, you deserve it.
PROTESTANTISM : shit happens, amen to that.
JUDAISM : why does shit always happen to us ?
ORTHODOX JUDAISM : so shit happens, already.
TELEVANGELISM : send money or shit will happen to you.
RASTAFARIANISM : let`s smoke this shit.
HARE KRISHNA : shit happens rama rama.
NATION OF ISLAM : don`t take no shit.
NEW AGE : visualise shit happening.
SHINTOISM : you inherit the shit of your ancestors.
HEDONISM: i love it when shit happens.
SATANISM: sneppah tihs.
CAPITALISM : this is MY shit.
FEMINISM : men are shit.
EXISTENTIALISM : shit doesn`t happen, shit is.
SCIENTOLOGY : if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137.
BAPTISM : we`ll wash the shit right off you.
MYSTICISM : this is really weird shit.
VOODOO : shit doesn`t just happen, we made it happen.
DISNEYISM : bad shit doesn`t happen here.
COMMUNISM: let`s share the shit.
MARXISM : you have nothing to lose but your shit.
RED CROSS : shit happens, send money.
CONSPIRACY THEORISM : THEY shit on us !
PSYCHO-ANALYSIS : tell me about your shit.
DARWINISM : survival of the shittiest.
AMISH : modern shit is useless.
SUICIDAL : i`ve had enough of this shit.
OPTIMISM : shit won`t happen to me.
TREKISM : to boldly shit where no-one has shit before.
SHAKESPEAREAN : to shit or not to shit, that is the question.
DESCARTES : i shit therefore i am.
FREUD : shit is a phallic symbol.
LAWYERS : for enough money, i can get you out of shit.
ACUPUNCTURIST : hold still or this will hurt like shit.
DOG : i just shit on your shoe.
CAT : dogs are shit.
MOUSE : oh shit ! a cat.
POLITICALLY CORRECT : internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological
output happens.
EINSTEIN: shit is relative.
FAMILY GATHERING : relatives are shit.
MATERIALISM : whoever dies with the most shit, wins.
VEGETARIANISM : if it happens to shit, don`t eat it.
FATALISM : oh shit, it`s going to happen.
ENVIRONMENTALISM : shit is biodegradable.
AMERICANISM : who gives a shit ?
STATISTICIAN : shit is 84.7% likely to happen.
HIP-HOP : motherfuck this shiznit beeatch !
TANTRISM : fuck this shit.
CYNICISM : we are all full of shit.
SURREALISM : fish happens.
WICCA : you can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times.
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