Greeks - Natural enemies
Armenians - Unnatural enemies
Communists - Unreasonable enemies
Fascists - we don't know what fascist means, so they're our enemies!
Kurds - enemies who live in our country
Slavic Nations - enemies because they're slavic - except Bosnians cause they're S3xxxii
Brits - enemies because they're Brits
French People - our newest enemies
Americans - enemies because they're capitalist
Russians - enemies because they're communist.
Italians - enemies because Vatican is in Italy
Spanish People - enemies because they're Christian
Jews - enemies because they're Jew
English- Because of Leeds United
Arabs - enemies because they're Muslim
Dominicans - enemies because we don't know where their country is
Germans - enemies because of Hitler
Chinese People - enemies because of Mao
Brazilians - enemies because of Ronaldinho
Argentineans - enemies because of Maradona
Scandinavian Nations - enemies because their girls are more beautiful than ours
Japanese People - enemies because of Sony Corporation
Rest of the world - enemies because they're not Turk! However we slightly like the Japanese.
Gay Males - enemies because they are not heterosexual males
Heterosexual Males - enemies because they're competing with each other for girls!
Turkish Cypriots - enemies because they're not Turkish enough!
Turks - We have a hatred for each other
The guy who wrote this article - enemy because he thinks everyone is our enemy!
