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you: hi
stranger: swag
you: i have lost my penis
you: can u find it?
stranger: does it have swag?
you: what the fuck is swag?
stranger: justin bieber is swaaag
you: whatever
you: can u find my lost penis?
stranger: are you justin bieber?
you: no
you: i am the miz and i am awesome!!
stranger: oh well see, i can't find your penis because you're not justin bieber so you don't have any swag
you: fuck
you: ahaha
you: you have sense of humour
stranger: why thank you *
you: by the way
you: asl?
stranger: 15/f/paris. and you?
you: 17-n/a-england
stranger: oh right i forgot. you have a lost penis so you're male
you: yeah
stranger: what's your name?
you: gigolo
you: but i have lost my penis... turn back penis!!!!!!!
stranger: lol get back in your cage you freak!
you: ah
you: it came
you: it says i want a cheeseburger
stranger: great so now you can look out for a girl that'll give you nude pics to jerckoff to or something.
you: no
you: it wants cheeseburger so i can not.
stranger: then you should feed him some or something.. tell your penis it ain't got swag.
you: i have ordered a cheeseburger at burger king half hour ago.
stranger: burger king is stupid. it takes them so long for a cheeseburger?they should get back in their cage with you-
you: no
you: without me
you: because their staff is so fucking bitch
stranger: go sit in a corner .lol
you: it lost again, turn back penis!
stranger: okay cool. i'm leaving bye
you: bye bitch.
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