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-Daddy, why does the snow flake?
+Because snow-- because snow flakes.
-Daddy, what is mustard made of?
+Because it's yellow ketchup.
-Daddy, why are men bald?
+Sometimes they're bald because their head is shiny...and they don't have hair on it.So their head is just more of their face.
-Daddy, are ladybugs only girls...or are there boys, too? And if there are, what are they called?
+Yeah, the Beatles.
-Daddy, where does the sky end?Why does the moon follow me home?Why is the sun orange?Where does the hour go in Daylight Savings...
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